College as told by everyone's favorite character from "Arrested Development," George Oscar "G.O.B." Bluth.

1) When you wake up on a Monday and realize you have 2 exams, 2 papers, and 1 presentation in the next five days.

2) When your friends aren't being empathetic because they have just as many exams, papers, lab reports, and presentations as you do.

3) When you're up at 3 A.M. doing math/science homework.

4) When you oversleep the next day because you were up so late and missed your first class.

5) When you look at the syllabus and see you're allowed 6 absences.

6) When your roommate asks if you want to order pizza at 11 P.M.

7) When they try to convince you to order a bad kind of pizza.

8) When you try to forget about all the work you have to do, but life doesn't let you.

9) When you emerge from your week of despair and you still have decent grades.

10) When you're so happy you're like...

... even though it's only October.