If you ask anyone who knows me anything about myself, one of the first things they will tell you is that I love coffee, a lot. I am always the first person to suggest a Starbucks run or offering to make a pot of Joe. I have been to most local coffee shops in my city and you can almost always find me in the Starbucks near my campus either with friends or enjoying some me time. Being a coffee drinker come with a unique set of challenges, namely, people judge you hardcore! Those who do not partake in this elixir of the gods simply do not understand. Here are some of the things coffee drinkers hear way too often:
1. You actually drink your coffee black?
Yes, don’t you? A wise man once told me that you are not a real coffee drinker until you drink your coffee black. I’m am very proud to say that I have successfully risen to this rank of coffee expert.
2. Coffee stunts your growth.
Thanks, but I’m 20 years old and 5’8, I think I’ll risk it.
3. Oh yeah, I love coffee (pours in 2 cups of creamer and 72 sugar packets).
Ummm I think you mean you mean sugar, you love sugar.
4. All that caffeine is really bad for you.
Actually drinking one or two cups of coffee everyday does not really have much of an impact of your health, I have googled it before. Plus, it is far safer for everyone that I have my daily dose of caffeine, trust me.
5. You’re addicted to coffee!
I think you are being a *tad* dramatic here, buddy. I can stop anytime I want, I just do not want to.
6. Coffee breath is the worst!
Okay, you got me there. It truly is the worst, but nothing a piece of gum cannot fix!
7. Starbucks is so overrated.
YOU SHUT YOUR BLASPHEMOUS MOUTH! I do not need this in my life right now. Sure Starbucks is not my favorite coffee place, but I am always pleased with what I get there. They consistently deliver good coffee and are always there when I need them!
8. Do you realize how much money you’re spending on coffee?
Yes, yes I do. However, I do not spend money on a lot of other things and it is my decision on how I want to splurge on myself. When I spend money on coffee a majority of the time I am with a friend enjoying their company, so to me it is worth the money!
So to all my fellow coffee-drinkers, be proud of who are and do not let the non-drinkers get you down. Order another round of espresso shots!
