If you're anything like me, Apr. 24 was a momentous day. "Game of Thrones'" sixth season premiered, and it wrecked me. To avoid spoilers, I won't describe my viewing experience past this paragraph, but it's never too late to begin this epic series. I know exactly who my clique would be if I was suddenly dropped in to Westeros, and I'm here to help you figure yours out too. So, let's begin.
The women
1. Sansa Stark
Were both of your parents brutally murdered? Were you forced to grow up way to early? Were you formally a proper, regal girl, but now you're a certified Starkian badass? Sansa is the girl for you. Sansa knows just what it's like to get everything taken from her but still rise to the top. If Sansa is in your clique, she'll distract your haters with her looks and charm, then you can swoop in and spear them through the back of the head. She's kinda slow though, so remember that.
2. Cersei Lannister
Look, if you have Cersei in your clique, nothing can stop you. That is, unless she does. Cersei's great as long as she's on your side, but if she turns on you, you could get your favorite pet slain, have your dead's head chopped off or have your daughter forced into an awful marriage with her pest of a son. All that being said, Cersei is loyal at the core. She'll do anything for what she believes in.
3. Brienne of Tarth
If she's in your path, run. Brienne is no joke. She's tough, she's loyal and she'll die before she lets your enemies get to you. In that way, she's a pretty sure good choice for your clique. However, if you like your space, you might not want to get with Brienne. She's very clingy. In the best way, of course, but everybody needs their space after a while. She has a pretty annoying yell too, but she'll get the job done and, at the end of the day, you'll stay alive with Brienne.
4. Ygritte
Ygritte is like that European girl in your communication class that who it entirely worth the F. Ygritte is rough and rugged, but she also has a tender heart. Watch out though, cause her fam is cray, and if you want her on your side, you have to take all of them. She's good with a bow, but seriously, if you piss her family off, she might turn on you and try to kill you in front of all your friends.
5. Daenerys Targaryen
Ultimate clique leader. Daenerys is the queen and be all end all of power. She's a queen. She basically runs Westeros when she ain't even in Westeros. However, don't piss her off, cause she's got dragons. Three of them. And they don't mess around.
The men
1. Jaime Lannister
Jaime is a legendary fighter and defender of his house. While he's a great fighter, he's also got a bad reputation for being the King Slayer and for having some pretty weird relationships with his sister. Like, he has three kids with her. So, he can defend you, but he might kill you if you go crazy. He also looks like Prince Charming from Shrek 2.
2. Theon Greyjoy/Reek
Theon/Reek is like your friend who is two completely different people when they haven't gotten their nap in. Reek got brainwashed and now he stinks all the time, but he's making his way back to the good side. He was in tight with the Starks until basically the entirety or their power had their heads chopped off or were slaughtered at their own weddings. Reek knows his way around the dirtier parts of the earth. He'd be good to get you out of a sticky situation or two.
3. Tyrion Lannister
Tyrion is the definition of small but mighty. He is the smoothest talker in Westeros and he can get himself out of pretty much any situation solely based on his eloquence. He's from house Lanister, so he has a very devious side to him, but he seems to use it for more good than his twin siblings. Tyrion is one of the greatest assets to a clique because of his power and his smooth-talking. He did kill his own father while he was using the bathroom though, but he kind of deserved it.
4. Bran Stark
Over the seasons, Bran went from itty-bitty baby to magical wizard bro. He can control animals, so if you want some dire wolves on your side to tear apart a bunch of enemies, Bran's your guy. Bran is really moody though. He's still very young and inexperienced with the ways of life, so his naivety will definitely hinder his abilities, but he's growing in to a strong figure in Westeros. And, who knows, maybe he can control dragons as well...
5. Jon Snow
Jon Snow is the definition of underdog. He's a bastard (in the literal sense), he was banished to the wall to fight the wildlings, and he got completely betrayed by his best friends after defeating the white walkers. He's got some bad stuff going on, but the dude is loyal to a fault and will always do what is right. If you've got him on your side, you will never have to worry about betrayal. Jon Snow is the ultimate human and, if he's in your clique, the Gods-both old and the new-will be on your side.
