It's every little girl's dream to meet Prince Charming and live happily ever after, right? But what if Prince Charming isn't exactly "husband material"? Don't worry, 800 world famous and important scientists have teamed up to discover a secret formula. They have calculated the top 10 Disney Princes that would make the best husband for the modern woman.

If you're angry that your favorite prince didn't make the top 3, then you have no one to blame but yourself and your poor judgment.

Without further adieu...

10. Prince Ferdinand

Okay, honestly he makes the top ten ONLY because he's the original Disney Prince. He lacks any other redeeming qualities. Where was he when Snow White was taken to the woods to have her heart ripped out? Where was he when she bit into the poison apple? He was just off living his own life with his undefined jaw line and overly thick neck. Do not marry this man. He will wake you up from your naps all the time and I cannot imagine a crime worse than that.

9. Prince Philip

What is it with these princes and their need to wake you up from a glorious slumber? And how creepy is it that they want to plant a kiss on a lifeless body? Can you say necrophiliac? Please. Also, its pretty scummy that Philip knows he's betrothed to someone, but he still finds himself in the woods falling in love with a singing peasant girl. Can you really trust him after that? Once a cheater, always a cheater, am I right? Although, Philip does get props for risking his life to save his true love. Sword fighting is pretty hot. And his jaw line is much more defined than Ferdinand. He is headed in the right direction.

8. Li Shang

So we can all agree that he has the most impressive body out of all the princes. Although, he really only has a two-pack. As in, all of his abs morphed into one solid mass of muscle on either side. Still, I'm sure it would be wonderful to snuggle against on a cold winter night in front of the fire. That's very important to take into account. On the other hand, he can't tell the difference between a man and a woman so that may make things pretty complicated in your relationship. He's pretty misogynistic too. He may have trouble dealing with the powerful, beautiful, independent woman that you are. Be cautious before marrying this man!

7. Prince Charming

He's farther up on the list because, as his wife, your life style would be quite luxurious. His dad already approves of you. Sure, his hair kind of looks like a dollop of cool whip that's been left out for a half hour. He may only have his bottom lip. His eyelashes may be more voluptuous than yours. But he clearly can see that you're the most beautiful girl at the ball. You won't have to worry about him looking at other women. He only sees you. You'll essentially be the next Kate Middleton. Glorious white wedding, horse-drawn carriage, life in a palace. He'll even let you bring your mice friends to come live with you. He knows you're a little insane and like to talk to rodents, but he'll love you anyway.

6. Prince Adam (The Beast)

Look at those doe eyes. Imagine waking up to those every morning. This is the face he'll make when he realizes how perfect you are and how lucky he is to be married to you. So, he was kind of a jerk in the past, but you know you love a fixer-upper. He kind of has a temper too, which you think is totally hot. You would have everything you could ever need in his beautiful castle with a servant to tend to your every need. Peep the pec muscles too.

5. Prince Eric

We all know how gorgeous this man is. This was the biggest factor that the scientists used in the formula. The great thing about his castle is that you'd be living right on the beach. Imagine staying in a palace with a man with eyes as blue as the sky. Then, you'd head down and spend your day tanning by the water. Yes, you will have you abandon your family for him, sacrifice your soul, and never be true to yourself. But imagine your sun kissed glow!

4. John Smith

Yes, okay, he's not a "real prince". Shut up. His flowing blonde hair is basically a crown. Most importantly, LOOK AT HIS JAW. YOU COULD SHARPEN YOUR ARROW ON HIS JAW BONE. So, your dad hates him. But what's a wedding without some family drama? It keeps it interesting. He sacrifices everything he holds familiar to be with you. He loves you even though you're wearing nothing but dead animal skin. He runs next to you while you roll down a grassy hill. Together, you can paint with ALL the colors of the wind. If you know what I mean.

3. Flynn Rider (Eugene Fitzherbert)

I'm swooning just looking at this picture. This is reason enough to marry him. You do have to be wary, though. How nerdy do you sound if you take his last name? Maybe you should hyphenate. You are a modern woman. Do what you want. You should think about your kids, though. Are you willing to inflict that kind of ridicule on them? Probably. It's worth it. No one will want to tease them if they look half as angelic as him, anyway. He's an ex-convict too. We love that mysterious dark s**t.

2. Aladdin

Let's talk about the elephant in the room. He's homeless, poor, a thief, and a pathological liar. THAT IS OKAY. He had three wishes to use however he wanted, but he used them all to win you over. That's dedication. That's true love. Besides, he had nothing before he had you. He's learned to cherish all of his possessions. He'll never take you for granted. You'd probably win all of the arguments. He'd be too scared of losing you to ever do anything wrong. He would do whatever you need him to do, say whatever you needed him to say. It would be like being married to yourself. We all know how much you love yourself. A match as perfect as his teeth.

1. Prince Naveen

He's spoiled, a player, and a total jerk. You get to change that. Women don't want to involve themselves in a relationship if it's too easy. We want conflict. We want drama. We want to be crying by a river with Ryan Gosling in the pouring rain. This prince will fall in love with you while you are actually green and covered in slime. You never have to worry about your appearance in front of him. He's seen it all. He falls in love with your spunk and your sass. He's used to it and he loves it. He will change himself to make you happy. He'll drop his dreams to help make yours come true. He will build you a restaurant with his bare hands and then serenade you with his ukulele.

Please don't try to argue with these results. They are based solely on scientific fact. If you have any complaints, you can write to your local congressman. Let's bring some real issues to the White House.

Until next time.

Princess Kath