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Confessions Of A Chocoholic

Chocolate is love. Chocolate is life.

Ashley Hontz
Jun 14, 2016
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
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Confessions Of A Chocoholic
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Chocolate is my best friend. It is always there for me, it never changes, and it can always make my day. I know I'm not the only one who has an addiction to chocolate. So let's take a moment and realize some things about chocolate and ourselves that we can all relate to.

I am always thinking about the next time I get to eat chocolate even while I am eating chocolate.

I can't be the only one who thinks about chocolate ALL THE TIME. If I think about chocolate I am happy, and trust me you don't eat to see me when I am not thinking about chocolate.

I don't trust people who don't like chocolate.

If you don't like chocolate, you are wrong. I would go as far as to say you may not have a soul. Chocolate is soul food. If you don't like it, there must be something wrong with you.

The 10-second rule doesn't apply to chocolate.

It doesn't matter if the chocolate has been on the floor for an hour, it's too precious not to eat. Eat the chocolate, I know you want to.

I do not discriminate against the chocolates.

I will literally eat any type of chocolate covering anything. It's chocolate, eat it and don't complain.

I firmly believe chocolate is healthy.

They say the mind is a powerful thing, so if I believe hard enough that chocolate is healthy will it actually become healthy? That's how this works right?

The way to my heart is chocolate.

If you want my love, get me chocolate. Plain and simple.

Chocolate is an acceptable meal replacement.

They say it's better to eat chocolate for breakfast than eating nothing at all. I am simply applying that to every meal of the day.

Chocolate brings me happiness. I look forward to my chocolate of the day. That's right, I eat it every single day. #sorrynotsorry

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