When I scroll through Facebook, I see plenty of articles or "open letters" to mothers, fathers, boyfriends (what is a boyfriend and where do I get one?), or even dogs. While dogs and parents might be cool, there is something that stands out in my heart that I can no longer stay quiet about: burritos.
Yes, burritos. In a single flour tortilla, you can literally hold an adventure. Every time I go to any restaurant that sells burritos (hey, Chipotle), I feel as I am being welcomed home. I admit, sometimes I get a little overwhelmed. Having the usual burrito combination is playing it safe, but sometimes, one must step outside of their comfort zone and try something new. Maybe something spicy? Maybe treat yourself and get some guacamole? (Just kidding, that's expensive.) No matter what you put in your burrito, it will be a good experience, unless you're a bad person and mess it up.
Speaking of messing up, sometimes people make mistakes and the burrito can fall apart. That's OK. In the wise words of my hero, Hannah Montana, "Nobody's Perfect." If it falls apart, forget about the tears and get a fork! You have just created your very own burrito bowl. I am so proud of you.
The only thing that I do not like about burritos is that I cannot have them every day or I will start to look like a burrito (Boys, I don't look like a burrito, FYI).
So, why do I like burritos so much? I like them because it's something I can look forward to. When you first sit down and tear off the aluminum foil, exposing the edible art, it's like seeing your child for the very first time. OK, maybe not, but it's still a beautiful sight. The first bite of the warm, flavorful, and gentle tortilla into the masterpiece inside can only be described as pure bliss, and you know it. Finishing the burrito is bittersweet. You are satisfied and content with your meal, but it was also a goodbye that you might not have been ready for. It's gone, now what? Cry? Get another one? Tweet about it? Accept the food baby? All of the above?
Burritos are better than boys for so many reasons. You can't get in a fight with a burrito, you never have to worry about your burrito cheating on you because you hold it the entire time, and a burrito can't break your heart, only your bank account.
Well, what are you waiting for? Go get a burrito!
