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I Am Buddy The Elf

Just an elf raised by humans.

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I Am Buddy The Elf
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Pretty much everyone has seen the movie "Elf." I just saw it for the first time a few days ago, and realized I am completely Buddy the Elf (with the exception of his love of candy corn)! Deep down, I'm just an elf who was raised by humans.

I eat a little too much sugar.

I guess I'm an elf because I consume way too much sugar, and I regret nothing.

I'm not good at being casual.

I am horrible at being smooth, whether it's with friends, family, or strangers. I just say how I think and realize later that it was probably a mistake.

I am a horrible cook.

I suck at cooking—there's not nice way to put it. I will try my hardest, though! Who's to say that maple syrup, marshmallows, chocolate syrup, spaghetti, and candy isn't an amazing dish?

I don't escalator.

I am honestly completely incapable of correctly using an escalator. No matter how many times I ride them, it takes me almost five minutes to convince myself to get on, and then I have to prepare myself to get off. Plus, I always end up in an odd pose and drop everything!

I love hugs!

I love hugging people and being hugged. I never know how to say goodbye or hello to people because I just want to hug them and let them know they're loved!

I love Christmas!

I'm not religious, but I love Christmas! It's my favorite time of the year. I am the annoying person that everyone hates who starts celebrating starting November 1 as soon as Halloween is over! Christmas has the best food, is the time to be close to friends, and you can decorate your whole living space for the holiday. I love it so much! I will be singing insanely loud to force the holiday love into your life!

I enjoy doing really weird, random things.

If you want to do something dumb or fun for no reason, I'm your girl! I would so run around in a door,

Or jump on something to see what would happen.

I get really excited when people do even the smallest things!

Good job, you! You did the thing and did it well! High five for being awesome! Keep it up!

I'm too tall, but I make it work.

It's a struggle being a tall girl. I'm 5 feet 10 inches tall, so I'm giant when I wear heels, pants are never long enough, and showers are a struggle when the rest of your house is just average height. However, I love my height and rock it!

I make everything fun.

I always try to make everything fun and attempt to enjoy or do my best at the things that I do. I like making boring tasks fun.

I'm bad at sports.

I use the phrase "sports" any time I do anything active in the slightest, such as simply standing up. I'm awkward at running, and I got a C in high school gym. Sports are not my thing. If you ever see me running—well, you never will.

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