After months of debate and statistical research, it appears that Donald Trump has finally solved the case of President Obama’s birthplace. *cue Scooby-Doo theme song*
What has been known by the American public for the past eight years and President Obama for the past fifty-five, Obama’s birthplace has FINALLY been acknowledged by Donald Trump, apparently the nation’s most trustworthy citizen. Prior to this acknowledgement, there was much buzz when it came to figuring out the birthplace of the leader of the United States of America. I mean, come on, it’s not like one of the requirements to even run for president is to be a “natural born citizen” of the US. Wait! I may have an idea of how Obama may say he was born in Honolulu, Hawaii, but really isn’t...
Aliens.
What if, on August 5, 1961, the day of Obama’s said birthdate, aliens from the planet Zorg decided to vacation on the beautiful sandy beaches of Honolulu. Eventually, the aliens left, leaving the future president in the hands of humans. What eventually unfolded was written down in history.
As you can see, Mr. Trump may have had some merit to say Obama was not an American, because, as you can clearly see, Obama may have hailed from the planet Zorg. However, Trump, being the honest man he is, may have realized that Obama’s arrival to the states a day after his birth could “technically” make him a citizen.
All I can say is, “Hail to the Chief”, Mr. Trump.
