It's every sorority girl's favorite time of year, a time when girl flirting and social media stalking is not only encouraged, but enforced. Well ladies, Little Season is upon us and you know what the means; crafting, baking, and cutting coupons for Hobby Lobby. Taking a Little was of the most stressful yet rewarding events in my college experience. Who better than the beloved Amy Schumer to present this hectic yet amazing time?
1. Meeting all new girls to find the perfect Little.
Cue the girl flirting and fake laughs ladies because lets be honest, finding a little is harder than dating.
2. Actually meeting the girl you want as yours.
You finally met that person you can be your weird, crazy self with absolutely no judgement.3. Attempting to keep calm during Big-Little matching.
Just continue breathing, everything happens for a reason. But if i don't get the girl i want, I will throw a b*tch fit.
4. The moment you find out who your little is.
5. The stress of crafting, gifting, and spending money finally set in.
Yes ladies, say goodbye to your bank accounts, having a little is an investment.
6. Quick mental breakdown for spending money you don't have.
Caution: These breakdowns may range from 1 to 200 times a day until reveal.
7. Trying to act normal around your little so she won't find out.
Just act natural and don't make any sudden movements.
8. Reveal.
The day is finally here and now you and your perfect little are the ultimate dynamic duo.
Little season is a stressful and chaotic time of year. But I promise with a lot of help from your sisters and pizza, you will finally get the little you've searching for!
