1. Only when she calls you 'betch' does it translates to “I love you".
2. There is an unspoken law about being the first one to like and comment on each others pictures as soon as they go up
3. But rest assured that she will remind you if you forget number two.
4. If you both didn't like boys, you'd probably happily marry each other.
5. Whenever you guys leave each other, intense separation anxiety sets in.
6. You still get excited about seeing her.
7.You keep each other updated on your bodily functions, because why not?
8. If you go one day without talking, you have a month’s worth of catching up to do.
9. Whoever she’s dating, you are also dating
10. Alone, you are totally flawless, but together, you guys are undeniably fierce
11. Double, triple, quadruple, and quintuple texts. It's all okay, because you need to make sure she sees your text. And if that fails, you proceed to call her incessantly

























