Since I'm having (cue dramatic sound effects) one of the most stressful weeks ever, I figured there was no better thing to do than write my weekly article about Spongebob Squarepants. It's a classic television show that one, never gets old, two, is loved by everyone, and three, brings me back to a time where I had far more free time, and much fewer responsibilities to tend to. So in an attempt to alleviate my (and everyone else's) stress and reminisce about the glory days, I have listed some of the most classic Spongebob episodes out there.
(Disclaimer — I don't know the actual names of the episodes so I'll just attempt to describe them by what happens in each.)
1. The chocolate episode
"What're they sellin'? Chawwwwklate?" When Spongebob and Patrick prance around door-to-door selling delicious chocolates.
2. The Krusty Krab Pizza episode
No one can forget when the Krusty Krab tried to branch out and deliver a pizza. The lovely tune that Spongebob terrorized Squidward with is forever stuck in my head.
3. The Glove World episode
When Spongebob somehow manages to miss every single bus that can bring him home?? Still unsure how. But basically, he ends up stranded and hopeless.
4. The health inspector episode
This is the one where Spongebob accidentally kills the health inspector that comes to check out the Krusty Krab, and him and Mr. Krabs have to deal with the repercussions later on.
5. The episode where Spongebob falls ill to the Suds
He is tended to by the lovely Sandy Cheeks, but she really only ends up making it worse.
6. The "F is for Friends who do stuff together!" episode
U is for you and me, N is for anywhere at any time at all.....
7.The Krusty Krab ~Secret Formula~ episode
When Plankton relentlessly tries to get the secret formula and comes pretty close to being successful, but ultimately fails.
8. The Bubble Bowl Episode
When Squidward wants to beat out Squilliam, he rallies the troops and creates one of the best bands the underwater world has ever seen.
9. The Hash-Slinging Slasher Episode
This is the episode where Mr. Krabs puts Squidward and Spongebob in charge of keeping the Krusty Krab open for 24 hours straight.
10. The Boating License Episode
Where Spongebob repeatedly tries to pass his boating license test. He needed a 600 to pass.. and he got a six.
(Notable runners up: the episode where he gets stung by a jellyfish, the episode where Spongebob and Patrick wake Sandy up from hibernation, and episode where Spongebob is hired to paint Mr. Krabs's new house. All gems.)
