I don’t know you, or maybe I do, I just don’t know it yet. I just have to tell you about the girl your going to marry. My best friend. I think she’s the greatest thing in the world, and if you disagree with me, then don’t let the door hit you on your way out. Her and I are two peas in a pod, we are Thelma and Louise. I know she is waiting for you, but know that I am too, just in a different way. I know that you are going to make her over the moon happy, which will make me happy too. I know we are going to be seeing a lot of one another. Like a lot. There are a lot of things that I want to share with you, and one day I will, but for now this is actually an apology.

1. I’m sorry for the all times I’ll be at your house I know that most of the time it will be okay, but I know that sometimes you will want some alone time with your family…I will ruin that. She’s the best listener ever, you know this, and 100% of the time I will need her to listen to my problems, my accomplishments, my struggles, and my happiness. I promise I will try my hardest to know when I am imposing, but you might have to tell me…gently please.
2. I’m sorry for always texting her She’s my go to. I will text her all hours of the day. I’m sorry that its two a.m. and you both have to be up early, but I will text her. Most of the time it will be a really punny joke, she will share it with you too don’t worry. I’m sorry that you will be on vacations, or spending alone time together and I will text her with an urgent problem. To be honest, it probably won't be that urgent in the long run, but right at that moment it will be, have patience with me.
3. I’m sorry you’ll have to sleep on the couch From freshman year of college, naps have been our life. There is no one on earth who fits in the boat like she does. College has been like a four-year sleepover. I am never going to be able to give that up. I’m sorry that there will be times that I will be on your side of the bed. You are more than welcome to sleep in my bed at my house. But seriously, if Derek Shepard could accept it, you can too.
4. I’m sorry for interrupting Conversations, alone time, movies, anything. I’m sorry for all the times I will call, Facetime, or burst through the door when you two are together. There are times when I am really going to need to talk to her. I’m always going to need her advice, she gives the best, so I’m sorry about how many moments I am going to interrupt between you two.
5. I’m sorry for always taking her side That’s not completely true, I will always take her side, but I am sorry for taking her side when the reason she is mad at you is irrational. I will try and calm her down, but only after I let her vent about you. I’m sorry that when you two are in an argument, I will take her side, every time, even if her side makes no sense.