Our friends are just as imperfect as we are, and we all have flaws, however some habits are more annoying than others. They can get to us, but we still love them.
1. The one-uppers
We all have those friends who cannot be outdone. They must be the alpha at all times about outfits, plans, and have more interesting stories than you. If you bought a new top, you better believe that she has bought that same one in better quality and all around better looking. Everything is a competition, and being better takes no holiday.
2. The lightweights
We all have the friends who know no limits. At pre-games you find them taking shots with random people and continuously pounding down drinks until you are scraping them off the floor and carrying them down the stairs making you sacrifice a good night out to take care of your friend that has no chill. Still love them, though.
3. The users and abusers
“Can you pay this time and I’ll pay you back?” The infamous line that is okay until the money is never returned. This is the friend who has the shirt that you lent them a year and a half ago that she swears is “sitting on her counter.” Then there is the “can I get a ride?” Also okay until your friend starts asking several times a week and has not once offered to pitch in for gas. Annoying.
4. The nitpickers
Any flaw you have, any insecurity, is thrown out into the limelight. Spinach in your tooth? Here, let me yell in in front of a group of people that it is there. Is your zipper down? Here, let me point and laugh. Sweat stains? Hold on let me make sure that I only tell you while that cute guy you have been talking about is standing right there. Do not be rude.
5. The “twins”
We have that friend who thinks it is adorable to match all the time. It is not, and it gets a little obnoxious. Do not go around buying the same outfits and wearing them at the same time. This is only okay for themed events but not on a casual day. Twinning has to be a mutual thing, not one person copying the other.
6. The embarrassing
Bad photo? It will be on Instagram in a few minutes, don't worry. We all have that friend who is so inconsiderate when it comes to your image. Even if you look like 1,000 pounds, as long as their looking slim it will be up online in no time.
7. The one who calls dibs
A G.N.O. is always needed, and eye candy is always a part of it. The worst part is when they call dibs on every male specimen that walks into the bar. Hot guy walks in, “dibs.” Seventy year old grandpa? “Dibs”. Everything in sight is claimed by them and you are expected to respect this.
