This is sort of a rant, but I guarantee so many people will relate. This isn’t anything sentimental or heart touching, it’s just something that is pissing me off. IT IS SO COLD OUTSIDE. I don’t get it. One day it’s nice out, the next it’s below freezing and I can’t feel my toes. This needs to stop as soon as possible or I promise I will turn into an icicle on my way to class. At this point, I need to wear a minimum of three pairs of leggings at once.

Here’s why I absolutely CANNOT STAND the cold, explained with memes.

I truly believe I might get frostbite.

I’m a very anxious person so I overthink a lot of situations, but in this case, I feel pretty rational. Eventually, my toes or fingers are going to get so numb from the cold that they just never regain feeling again. Nothing is worse than cold ears, though.

My face hurts.

When the wind hurts your face you know there is a problem. I just need to go outside and not want to turn around and never see daylight again. It’s just not fair. Dry skin is not fun! If I could just roll up in a ball in a nice heated room until May I would really appreciate it.

I start unintentionally crying.

It’s so crazy how the cold can make my eyes tear so much to the point where I’m full-on crying. The worst part is that I usually don’t feel it until huge drops of my tears start falling off my cheeks. I hate winter.

Everyone gets sick.

The moment the weather changes the sniffling starts. I am tired of sore throats and a thousand tissues on the side of my bed. I mean missing class would be nice but not if I have to sit in my room hacking up a lung. The cold air is bad enough, feeling like your body is turning against itself is not making it any better.

Getting out of the shower is torture.

This is honestly the ultimate struggle. Taking warm showers during the cold winter is the best and worst thing ever. Where you’re in there it is like heaven on earth. It’s so relaxing and I just want to stay in there forever. Getting out, on the on the other hand… all I can say is I wouldn’t wish that cold gust of air on my worst enemy.

It puts me in a bad mood.

On a normal day, a lot of people tend to make me mad easily. It really just depends on whether or not my day is going well. But the cold makes it even worse. Do not try to bother me when it’s cold, do not try to stop to talk to me on my way to class in the middle of 50 mph winds, do not walk slowly right in front of me, and especially don’t slam the door in my face. The cold really brings out the worst in everyone.