THE ABCs Of THE Ohio State University
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THE ABCs Of THE Ohio State University

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THE ABCs Of THE Ohio State University
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One of the first things you learn in schools is your ABCs. So, dear freshmen of past present and future, here are your ABCs of OSU. Learn them and live them because believe it or not, you will love them.

A: ALWAYS reply I-O

Some people consider it to be the most freshman thing you can do; screw that. Do it. Always. Loudly and proudly.

B: Block, Bed, Blaze, Bullwinkles (in that order)

Block is the best way to kick off a warm Saturday. Bed is the best way to rejuvenate. Blaze is the best place to get some fuel for your long night out. Bullwinkles is the best place to lose all dignity and self-respect while dancing to jamz with your friendz. Although it is a super freshman hangout, it's part of the OSU experience. Don't fight it.

C: CABS

The ONLY way you are going to make it from political science 3001 to earth science 1141 on time without breaking your ankle.

D: Donuts

Whether you're a lover of the traditional Buckeye donut or a fan of the more adventurous flavors at the Little Donut Shop, High Street is THE place for all your donut needs.

E: Elevated surfaces

Home of every sorority girl and frat boy alike.

F: Football

If you need this one explained to you, you should probably find another school.

G: "Go, Bucks!"

These two seemingly insignificant words will soon take up most of your vocabulary--especially on Saturdays.

H: Huntington Bank ATM

They are EVERYWHERE thanks to Huntington's partnership with OSU. If you're the kind of person who needs fast cash, I definitely would recommend opening an account with them.

I: International networking

No matter where you're from or where you're going, there's a powerful network of students and alumni that are happy to support you.

J: Jeni's Ice Cream

The ONLY thing worth spending 3 precious swipes on.

K: Kamchatka

This drink has been not-so-affectionately referred to as "shitty K." Commonly purchased by broke and underage students, this bottle should have a poison label and be avoided at all costs.

L: Lines

If you're impatient, I wish you the best of luck. Wherever you are and whatever you are doing, you will probably have to wait in line. It's a minor inconvenience for all the great services OSU provides.

M: Error 404 Not Found

Especially during Hate Week, you will not catch a single "m" on campus.

N: Nuts

While Buckeyes are technically poisonous nuts, they are now YOUR poisonous nuts. You'll see many people sporting a string of them as a necklace on game days. Buckeyes will now symbolize all of the love and joy that you associate of OSU.

O: Oval

Whether it's the activity fair, oval beach, that cute guy from your math lecture, a group of student's practicing tai chi, or a middle-aged man telling you that you're going to hell for having your shoes untied (or something equally ridiculous), there is always something going on at this central hot spot.

P: Parties

Prepare yourself to hear "Closer" only a few hundred times every Thursday night, Friday night, and Saturday morning and night.

Q: "Quack" -the wise words of the late great afro duck

RIP

R: RPAC (more specifically the courtside cafe tbh)

You can work out or whatever. Here's the important thing: the RPAC is home to the BEST food you can get on your meal plan. Cheese tortellini, salmon tacos, taco salad, and so much more. Best part? It TASTES like food....which is far more than I can say about the dining halls.

S: Script Ohio

Giving Buckeyes "allergies" every Saturday since 1932.

T: TBDBITL

The OSU marching band is one like no other. Be prepared for every note to touch your inner soul and fill you with joy. There is no doubt that they have earned the title of The Best Damn Band In The Land.

U: Union

Are you asking about the student center or the gay bar down the street? Either way, they both contribute a lot to the atmosphere at OSU. The student center is the central hub and hosts lots of clubs, meetings, and a not awful place to eat. The gay bar--while I have never been--I have heard is a GREAT establishment. With everything from drag shows, to karaoke, to great music, you really can't go wrong.

V: Victory

Only THE OSU kicks Xichigan's butt in double-overtime.

W: Water that should be in Mirror Lake but isn't

Mirror Lake has been under construction for more than a year; it's heartbreaking to walk past and see the concrete bottom.

X: Xichigan

The ultimate rivalry. The rivalry that is so strong we don't dare speak the first letter of their name.

Y: WhY would you go anywhere else?

With all that Ohio State has to offer, it's hard to imagine living anywhere else.

Z: Zzz

Things you will get none of during your time at OSU. Between classes, studying, clubs, football, parties, and just a general social life, there's barely any time for sleep. It's a minor L; you can sleep when you're dead.

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