As the college semester quickly approaches and the impending doom of constant work looms overhead, hear are a few thoughts I've had that make me feel like an adult, even though we all know that I am perpetually winging it.

1. "Man I would really love to get my car detailed as a birthday/ Christmas gift."

2. "Breakfast is a meal for people with time and money."

3. "Should I start looking into investing?"

4. "Or building credit?"

5. "Or a retirement plan?" 

6. "I wonder how much time it's gonna take for me to pay off my student loans?"

7. "Reserved parking is the greatest luxury on Earth."

8. "Maybe in a few years I'll be able to afford going to a concert or something." 

9. "Taking a multivitamin is probably a good thing to do."