Cheese Fries: one of the best combos ever created, and the tastiest food in my opinion. We all know they're #1 bae, so here are nine things that cheese fries are better than.
1. People
Ya' know people will sometimes let you down but cheese fries would and will never do that to you. They're always there for you when you need them.
2. Healthy Food
Ugh. I mean, this is a no-brainer. Why spend your time eating salad when you could eat cheese fries? They might not be as healthy as a salad, but I can assure you that they'll taste better. We're also about to enter winter, so it's not beach body season yet. You'll thank me later.
3. Your 8 a.m.:
Oh god, why get up early and go to class just to fall asleep and daydream in it when you can just sleep in longer and dream about cheese fries? I mean come on.
4. Fries before guys:
Let's just get this one out of the way: boys suck and always will. Why snuggle up on the couch with a guy when you can wear a Snuggie and snuggle up with cheese fries? They got your back no matter what and will always be there to comfort you during a breakup.
5. Regular Fries:
I honestly wasn't really a fry person until I had cheese fries; it changed my life. But honestly, why would anyone rather eat regular fries than cheese fries? Now go smother those fries in delish cheese dip.
6. Homework:
Why stay up all night and stress about homework and tests when you can eat cheese fries and watch Netflix? I swear nothing makes me more happy than tv and cheese fries. So why pull an all nighter and stress when you can just relax and enjoy a basket of cheese fries?
7. Winter
I swear nothing makes me more mad than cold weather. I hate the cold and want nothing to do with it. EVER. But then I realized I could cuddle up by the fireplace with cheese fries, and that warmed my heart more than anything -- it really does. It may also deal with the fact that I'm inside where it's warm and I'm comfy, but still. I agree, Liz Lemon, I work on it every night.
8. Going Out:
I mean why would you wanna get ready, go out, pay a cover, and pay for drinks when you can just stay home and eat cheese fries. I mean, they would pick you over it. I can assure you what you had picked out to wear is SOO less comfortable than yoga pants and a frat tank. You also don't have to worry about making sure everyone is there for the night or anything. Honestly, cheese fries>>makeup and going out. (Also, the giphy above is a correct representation of how fast I eat cheese fries.)
9. Everything:
Cheese fries all of a sudden make everything better, no matter what. They're better than boys, school, etc. They don't let you down and love you just the way you are.
So next time when you think about going out, or eating healthy, always remember cheese fries is the way to go. You won't be mad with your decision, I promise. Oh, and fries before guys.