As many people know Donald Trump is running in the Presidential Election. No seriously, he's actually running. Scary right? I mean this is the man who once referred to Senator John McCain, a veteran of the United States of America who was captured as a POW in Vietnam, as "Not a war hero, because he was captured." Seriously?! And let's not forget the time he said he would probably be dating his daughter if she wasn't actually his daughter. Wow. So below is a list of animals (in no particular order) that would make a better president than the animal that is currently running.
1. The Wolf
Wolves are extremely well at defending territories, and would probably find ways to defend our country that are actually reasonable (unlike Trump with his ridiculous wall).
2. Dogs
Man's best friend. Not only are these canines extremely protective, they are incredibly loyal and protective—not to mention adorable. I would trust any adorable pup with my life. Donald Trump...not so much.
3. Penguins
Not only are penguins cute and adorable, they care about our environment. Penguins in office would be sure to implement a Green-Initiative, in order to avoid pollution and prevent global warming. Unlike Donald trump who once said "Its freezing and snowing in New York, we need global warming!"
4. Skunks
While many skunks get bad reputation for spraying and attacking people, they only do it out of protection. Skunks really just want to be left alone. A skunk would never deliberately use its horrifying and disgusting tactics to attack someone for no good reason (unlike Donald Trump).
5. The Lion
Lions, often referred to as "king of the jungle," are natural born leaders. Lions are extremely social and affectionate to their pride. Donald Trump, on the other hand, won't even share his plan for this country, in fear that someone might steal it. Seriously? Come on!!
6. Sloths
Not only is the sloth a silly, adorable, hilarious creature, it happens to be one of the most caring creatures. Did you know that sloths often use their bodies as a home for many other creatures including beetles, cockroaches, and more? Sloths care about animals of all species, unlike the incredibly racist Trump.
7. Kittens
These adorable felines are full of presidential qualities! Not only are they devilishly sneaky, they are incredibly smart. And I guarantee these little meow meows would never try to hurts tons of innocent people.
8. Goats
The goat is another extremely social animal. They are very smart and curious. Some goats can even climb trees—I bet Donald Trump can't even do that. Not to mention goats are herbivores (vegetarians) and will be sure to make this country healthy!
9. Any Other Animal
Literally ANY OTHER ANIMAL! It doesn't matter what animal you pick they are sure to be a much better president than Trump! Seriously! Even spiders, as creepy as those dirty little disgusting things are; they are till less creepy, less dirty, and less disgusting than Donald Trump!
