For most of us, social media has become part of our everyday lives. Whether you’re procrastinating by scrolling through Instagram or updating your Snapchat story, we’re all constantly plugged in. With today’s technology, it is so easy to stay connected with your friends and family, but Instagram will definitely keep you updated. Here are the typical eight types of people you may come across while scrolling through your feed.
1. The fit guy/girl.
Staying in shape and eating healthy is something most of us try to achieve on an everyday basis, but we all have that one friend that feels the need to broadcast their progress. Don’t get me wrong— that’s awesome that you’re starting to see your six pack coming in, but if you didn’t Instagram a picture at the gym, did you really go?
2. The selfie queen/king.
Trying to get the perfect selfie is quite the struggle, but a few minutes of playing with lighting and whitening your teeth will guarantee you a solid amount of likes. You definitely won’t forget what this person looks like and just in case you do, feel free to check their profile for a quick reminder.
3. The couple in love.
Are these two possible relationship goals or more of an annoying obsession? You decide.
4. The motivational speaker.
We all have that friend who is always positive-minded and all for spreading the most recent quote on their profile. Monday mornings are tough for most, but these people find the glass-half-full and are motivated to start the week with a thought-provoking post.
5. The hash-tagger.
No matter what the post may be, these people love using hash tags. Some use hashtags as a way to get more likes, while others use their creative inspiration for fun. Before you start hash tagging your life away, beware of which group you’d like to be categorized in, #hashtag.
6. The foodie.
No, this doesn’t mean this person is a world-class food taster. It just means they love taking pictures of their meal before they eat. Although your artsy picture of pizza is making my mouth water, I’m extremely jealous while I struggle through another 45 minutes of class on an empty stomach.
7. The party girl/guy.
If you’re not funneling a beer or taking a shot from an ice luge, do you even alcohol? Most of your pictures are probably located in dark basements or crowded bars, but at least you can throw up the hashtag, #socollege!
8. The frat bros and sorority gals.
Disclaimer: Coming from a Jesuit school without Greek life, I have no authority on anything frat-like. But for all my frat bros out there, your Instagram may include date parties, formals and maybe even a few posts about your other frat bros. Sorority girls are most likely guilty of a few big/little posts and maybe even a few sorority hand signs.
We're all guilty of checking Instagram numerous times a day and are a little self-obsessed with the amount of likes we get on our pictures. You may not get the hundreds of likes you think your selfie deserves, but if there's something you can depend on, it's seeing one, two or all of the types of people mentioned above.
