As a woman in her mid-twenties (ughh), I've been to my fair share of college bars. All of them are pretty much the same: drunk college girls crying in bathrooms and singing to Justin Bieber songs, drunk college guys trying to hit on every girl they see, and the DJ yelling, "let me see your hands up," among other ridiculous events that transpire throughout a night out. Here are 8 reasons why college bars are the absolute worst:
1. It's so crowed, it's impossible to walk anywhere.
I just got here, and I can't even get to the bar.
2. God help you if you get separated from your friends.
30 minutes later, and someone is still lost.
3. The guys that hit on you are misogynistic and barely 21.
GO AWAY!
4. Someone there is always celebrating a birthday.
Happy birthday!
5. The later the night gets, the more sloppy everyone gets.
Hannah, we need to go. You just tried to make out with the bouncer.
6. You end up spending a large chunk of your paycheck on watered down vodka-sprites.
I spent HOW MUCH in one night?!
7. You recognize the under-aged people almost immediately.
How much is the cover? How much are the drinks? Wait, they don't only play Calvin Harris and Drake songs here? What should I wear? How come I don't know everyone here like at my sorority formal last weekend?
8. Once you've gone to an adult bar, going back is like returning to your old high school
Let's drink marinis and talk about how much we hate our jobs.
