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8 Petty Truths

I didn't choose the petty life, the petty life chose me.

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8 Petty Truths
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People always tell you to treat others the way you want to be treated and you'll have good karma and be a good person. Blah, blah, blah. If someone wrongs you, it's best to be the bigger person. While that may be true, sometimes you just can't help but throw shade. When people try you, what else are you supposed to do? Sometimes you just have to drag them.

Here are 8 truths you know if you live the petty life:

1. You almost feel bad for people that come for you because they don't just how petty you really are.

2. People look at you in shock when you release the petty beast.

3. Your friends have lovingly called you Petty Crocker, Petty Wap, Petty Labelle, or Petty Murphy at some point.

My friends call me Petty Crocker.

4. They also know just who to call when it's time to drag these haters.

They can always count on you.

5. the face you make when people call you petty.


Because lets face it, you can't exactly deny it.

6. Sometimes you have to put down your phone to refrain from reaching petty level 1000 when people text you B.S..

Sometimes you just have let the petty bomb explode.

7. Those Kim K memes give you life because you relate to EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.

Kim K is the petty meme queen.

8. And finally, your social media is filled with memes and quotes that are calling out people who try to shade you.

Don't mess with the Petty Queen, ya'll.

There you have it! It ain't easy being petty. It's certainly not for the faint of heart. If you enjoy laughing at petty memes or tweets, follow "@pettybettysinc" on Twitter!

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