It is finally here. If amidst Black Friday madness, endless politics talk and death of a dictator your main priority was still the Gilmore Girls revival, you are my kind of person. Also we should be friends. But we can get in touch later. The point is that by now you have watched the full six hours of the revival because while you wanted to prolong it and make it last you also have no self control and take pride in the small accomplishment of having watched it by saturday afternoon rather than saturday morning. And like the real fan you are, you had thoughts running through your mind at every introduction of one of our beloved Stars Hollow townspeople. And if you are truly a Gilmore Girls addict, your mind probably looked a little something like this.
Warning: The rest of this article contains spoilers.
Winter.
1. These voices feel like ghosts. But I'm loving it.
2. *Shows Lorelai* MOM!
3. I don't know if I have ever been happier than this moment.
4. Lane, look a little more excited to see your best friend.
5. Aw, guitar dude.
6. Oh, okay we're playing a whole song.
7. Alright, you're still going.
8. Okay, enough of you guitar dude.
9. Paul Anka, you haven't aged a bit.
10. LUKE AND LORELAI ARE STILL TOGETHER. The world is going to be okay.
11. Rory's boyfriend's name is Paul? That's going to confuse Paul Anka.
12. That kiss was almost as awkward as Edward and Bella circa Twilight.
13. Poor, Paul. He has it coming though, not being Jess and all.
14. Who is this man in Sookie's kitchen? Leave.
15. I'm about 78 percent sure that maid is Gypsy...
16. Rest in peace, Richard Gilmore.
17. Luke looks better than Jason. Just saying.
18. Lorelai stop talking. Just play dead. Fake amnesia. Something.
19. Paris Geller is everything I dreamed she would be and more.
20. Alright he's not the best human but Logan isn't bad to look at.
21. Oh damn, Zack, what happened to you old friend?
22. I wonder if these are the real Kwan and Steve.
23. Dear God, more Sookie less guitar dude please.
Spring.
24. Not to be picky but where is the theme song at?
25. I think my life is complete now that I have seen Lane's dad.
26. It's like seeing Mr. Tipton or Ugly Naked Guy.
27. Mr. Huntzberger please go back to ruining Scandal.
28. Really, Emily and Lorelai should’ve been in therapy together years ago.
29. So Rory just casually flies to and from London although she's broke?
30. Then again I can't afford a burrito bowl from Chipotle but I pay for Hulu, Netflix and Spotify subscriptions.
31. Rachel Ray is not going to distract us from the fact that Sookie is missing.
32. Did they not expect children to cry after being left with Paris?
33. Don’t think for one second that fake Tristan could pass for Chad Michael Murray.
34. This Paris meltdown is me panicking about my life choices at least once a week.
35. RIP to the Paris and Doyle that made us all slightly uncomfortable.
36. Aw I like this Mae Whitman cameo.
37. Now go away, Rory will always be Lauren Graham's real daughter.
38. How much game does someone have to have to get a girl while wearing a wookie costume?
39. If a guy can get some in a Wookie costume than how unattractive am I on the regular to be this single?
40. Off topic but who throws away three cell phones?
41. Once again, where is the theme song?!
Summer.
42. April is still just as annoying.
43. So is Taylor.
44. Dear God, I'm going to end up in a thirty-something's club aren't I?
45. Nevermind, don't go there.
46. I think they are airing an entire play.
47. Okay, it's been ten minutes, it's probably over.
48. I mean, I would've been okay with more Jess, Logan, Dean, Sookie even Christopher or Jackson. But sure, why not a play.
49. *Presses pause to stare at Jess and cry.*
50. If this is the only time Jess is in this revival I will ruin this world.
51. I relate to Rory on a deep level.
52. Besides the Yale graduate, respected-and-loved-by-all part.
53. Really I just relate to the inability to get a job or afford underwear.
54. Aw he would have given her money to buy underwear. That's love.
55. Really, this biography was Paris' idea first.
56. One question: Was Rory really left in a bucket? If so, please include that story in the book.
57. Luke and Lorelai fighting is like watching your dreams die.
Fall.
58. What possessed Lorelai to think that the wilderness was what she needed?
59. Never thought Jess ripping out a Wifi router would be what makes me love him more but here we are.
60. I don't understand a thing that is happening but running in slow motion to this music makes it seem exciting.
61. He's engaged! Stand your ground, homegirl.
62. Damn, you and your charm, Huntzberger.
63. Lorelai forgetting her permit is everyone who's gotten all dressed up, paid for the uber, and realized they don't have their ID.
64. *Cries and calls dad to say hi*
65. And now I'm craving a pretzel.
66. Luke begging Lorelai to not leave him may be the best/saddest speech I've ever heard.
67. *Chants "Luke and Lorelai" repeatedly*
68. Dean. The cornstarch. Ugh.
69. Something bad is going to happen. There's too much happiness.
70. What. The. Actual. What.
71. So she's pregnant with Logan's baby?!
72. So is Logan her Christopher?
73. Does that mean Jess is her Luke?
74. Are we just suppose to assume she ends up with Jess because he's her Luke and Logan's her Christopher and she's Lorelai?
75. I can handle the 2016 presidential election.
76. I can handle Brad and Angelina splitting up.
77. I can even handle the threat of Zika.
78. But I can't handle it ending without answers.
79. *creates petition to get a second season*
