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77 Thoughts I Had While Watching "Spiderman: Homecoming"

Tom Holland web-slinging his way into everyone's hearts.

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77 Thoughts I Had While Watching "Spiderman: Homecoming"
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Spoilers. Obviously.

Overall, I loved this film. So much so that by the time this article is published, I will have seen it three times in theaters.

1. Well, that's nostalgic, going back to the aftermath of the first Avengers film.

2. I still can't draw as well as that child. I'm nearly 18 and in AP Studio Art.

3. Wow, that weird government company that's not S.H.I.E.L.D. is full of a-holes.

4. I totally get Micheal Keaton's villain.

5. I love this little vlog Peter has at the beginning.

6. I love this version of Spiderman already.

7. Tony is going to be a father figure in this film, I like it.

8. Fun fact: This film is filled to the brim with gorgeous people. Examples: Laura Harrier and Zendaya.

9. This academic decatha-whatta scene is pure comedic gold.

10. Well, hello Tom Holland.

11. Ouch.

12. I didn't know they were bringing the Dark Avengers into the MCU so early.

13. Noted: the poster advertising something about identity theft.

14. OH, MY GOODNESS IS THE CAT OKAY?!

15. Cat is okay, everyone, we can all relax.

16. Oh hey, Ned. Meet Spidey. Spidey, you already know him.

17. This Captain America thing is cool. Better than Trump telling you to work out.

18. Ned, you literally had one job.

19. Well, this is the most extra house party.

20. The little geek shirts that Peter wears are oddly cute on him but weird on any other guy in my high school irl.

21. Hi, Childish Gambino/ Donald Glover.

23. Peter is just ruining everyone's yards now.

24. Whoop big guy dressed as a bird is here.

25. Welcome back Tony Stark.

26. Body count for this film: 1 unfortunate soul.

27. "Penis Parker."

28. "Hands away from the blades," great teacher.

29. What is this high school where two middle aged men can walk through the building holding a weird scanner?

30. Why are there no questions asked when Peter asks to rejoin the team moments before they head to DC?

31. Suit lady is the new Jarvis?

32. This film has such high quality comedy for the action genre.

33. Didn't that weird matter moving device fall in the truck with him?

34. Peter put the device on the big concrete doors and you outie.

35. How did Tony program a therapist into Karen's coding?

36. Of course the glowy thing is a bomb.

37. Everyone is going to die.

38. Bulletproof glass windows. Can those actually be broken by slamming your feet into them a few times?

39. Flash really ticks me off.

40. Spidey saves the day, woot woot.

41. Spoke too soon.

42. JK he did it.

43. Interrogation mode is my favorite.

44. Peter you are recording them. Don't get involved.

45. You should've listened to me. We saw the trailer and know what happens. Dude.

46. FBI?

47. These people's poor cars.

48. SPIDERMAN SPLIT THE FERRY INTO TWO.

49. Thank God for Iron Man.

50. Lesson time by Mr. Stark.

51. Aw this is actually kind of defeating.

52."Me gusta hacer mi tarea"- I like to do my homework.

53. Zendaya's character is the hidden gem of this movie.

54. That was so cringey, but super proud of Peter for asking Liz out.

55. Family goals out in the Parker household.

56. PLOT TWIST AF.

57. STILL NOT OVER THAT.

58. WHAT IS HAPPENING?!

59. LIZ YOU ARE A SENIOR. YOU LIVE IN A MANSION. YOU SHOULD HAVE YOUR OWN CAR TO HOMECOMING TF?

60. Currently STRESSED OUT.

61. Aw, he left Liz alone. Kinda cute, kind of a jerk move too.

62. How is no one noticing buses being tossed around like baseballs behind the building?

63. YES NED. BF GOALS.

64. I think this film is partially sponsored by AUDI. Just an observation. Side note: RIP Flash's car.

65. Best line in the whole movie. @Ned

66. Quiet Peter goddamnit, now is not the time to be introducing your entrance.

67. This is my favorite scene. Even though he's like, you know, dying.

68. You really can tell the difference between Peter Parker and all the other Avengers.

69. AND THE FINAL BATTLE COMMENCES.

70. Get up and fight Spidey.

71. Woah. He just saved that guy's life.

72. MICHELLE IS MJ I REPEAT MICHELLE IS MJ HOLY HECK.

73. I ship that.

74. Well that's an upgrade of a suit.

75. Aw Tony and Pepper are back together yay.

76. Who is the weird guy with the neck tat?

77. Capt. is an a-hole to put it nicely.

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