1. "Should I shower tonight or get up early tomorrow and shower then?"

2. "Get up, you're gonna be late."

3. "Look at Mister Hotty over there!"

4. "I'm tired, wanna leave?"

5. "I'm hungry, wanna eat?"

6. "Can I wear that this weekend?"

7. "You're going to have to cut me off at some point tonight."

8. "Should I text him back?"

9. "Have fun in class!"

10. "I'm giving up, dropping out, and becoming a stripper."

11. "This class will be the death of me. It has been a pleasure knowing and living with you."

12. "What movie tonight?"

13. "I haven't cried in like two weeks. I need a sad movie and a bottle of wine."

14. "Gym buddy?"

15. "You're so gross."

16. "I'm moving out."

17. "IKEA this weekend?"

18. "Can we go shopping?"

19. "Do you still have my jacket?"

20. "You two need to be together."

21. "Get in this snap!"

22. "I need to add him on Snapchat so I can send him embarrassing videos of you."

23. "We gotta take this trash out, it smells."

24. "What time is your class tomorrow?"

25. "Do I really have to go to class tonight?"

26. "Don't leave me this weekend."

27. "What should I wear?"

28. "You'll never guess who I saw today!"

29. "Want me to fight her?"

30. "Lunch when you get back?"

31. "What song is this?"

32. "Play it."

33. "I need to drop at least ten pounds."

34. "Can we just share that textbook?"

35. "It's freezing out so I don't feeling like walking all the way to the gym."

36. "You're dumb."

37. "Can you paint my nails?"

38. "Can you curl my hair later?"

39. "Can you do my makeup this weekend?"

40. "Look how bloated I look!"

41. "Can we turn the AC up? It's freezing in here."

42. "Should I post this on Instagram?"

43. "What if we never got matched as roommates?"

44. "Girls tend to not like us."

45. "Does this look too scandalous?"

46. "Do you have to do laundry today?"

47. "Do you think they can hear us walking around from downstairs?"

48. "Should we vacuum?"

49. "Can you grab me a water from the fridge?"

50. "Can you bring me toilet paper?"

51. "So what are our plans for summer?"

52. "Does anyone have Advil?"

53. "Should we hang lights in here?"

54. "I need to go to sleep."

55. "I have to be up in six hours and I'm not tired."

56. "I think I'm getting sick."

57. "Who sent you a present?"

58. "I literally texted him 38 times last night and I don't remember any of them."

59. "People would definitely think there's something wrong with us."

60. "Can we get a fish?"

61. "It's Tuesday and I already need the weekend."

62. "Night night!"

63. "You can't say that in public!"

64. "Can you write this for me?"

65. "It's not illegal unless you get caught."

66. "We're in college. Do you realize our lives are almost over?"

67. "Can we get Chinese for dinner?"

68. "Or pizza?"

69. "I have no idea what I'm doing."

70. "I have to pee but I'm really comfy in bed right now."

71. "What is that noise outside?"

72. "I regret taking this 8 a.m."

73. "I regret those shots last night."

74. "Boys are jerks, end of story."

75. "We're the cutest roommates around, let's be honest here."