Having boobs is a blessing and curse for the most part, but having boobs that are a double D in middle school and graduating high school with a size E there's some things you learn right away. It's not our faults we hit puberty early or have some strong genes.
1. Cute bras stop at size D.
It's sad but true, say goodbye to those cute flowers or sparkles and say hello to nude, black, and white. Sometimes it's a steal to find one that is super cute but you also spend about 75 dollars on it. Let's face it we're doomed to unsexy underwear forever.
2. Open back dresses are not a thing.
When it comes time for you to wear a fancy dress you'll notice a lot of dresses are backless which also means a lot of dresses are braless. With double d's that not happening at all. Sorry. The idea of having to leave your house without a bra is terrifying. Gravity does not work in our favor so pick a dress that covers your bra.
3. Strapless bras are a hassle.
With the dress struggle you soon realize you'll probably need a strapless bra, and let me be the first to tell you that strapless bras are the devil. They slide down, need to constantly be fixed, and are just awful. Any big boobed girl will tell you the strapless bra is just as bad as being braless.
4. Shopping sucks.
Shopping isn't fun as a big boobed girl, to be quite honest it's terrible. Ether shirts fit your stomach and are super tight on your chest, or they fit your chest and are super lose everywhere else. Bathing suit shopping is the worst especially if your boob to booty ratio is off because then you spend double the money. Forget about button ups because the boob peak hole with haunt you no matter what.
5. Back pain.
Two words for you BACK PAIN. People who don't believe me will constantly tell me that it is not a thing but believe me it is. Let's face it there is ways big boobed girls can not sleep and be comfortable. Let's be honest caring weight on our chests isn't easy.
6. My eyes are up here.
The staring personally drives me crazy. How am I suppose to hold a conversation with you if you will not look me in the eyes? I am a person too you know. Please stop staring its rude.
7. But we wouldn't trade them for anything.
We love our girls and wouldn't give them away for anything. They can be a hassle but they are a part of us and are the reason we are who we are. Love your boobs big or small they're great.
