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7 Things That Would Make A Better President Than Donald Trump

Why trust Trump when we have so many more options?

Emily Ann Bauer
Mar 01, 2016
Illinois State University
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7 Things That Would Make A Better President Than Donald Trump

As a college student who is still learning about the insane adult world around her, I can say that politics has never been something that I am too knowledgeable about. Not to say that I don't like politics or think that the world would be better off without them, but I do think that they can make a lot of people scared, ruthless and just insane. Though I don't know a lot about politics, I have been trying harder to understand the candidates for the upcoming election, since this is the first time I will be able to vote. And let's just say, I think I am even more confused and lost than I was before.

Who does Donald Trump really think he is? I may not know a lot about politics, but I know enough about human respect, kindness and generosity that he absolutely cannot be our next president. Yeah, I get that no candidate can be perfect, and there are going to be a lot of people who are unhappy with whatever person gets elected. But I think a lot of people can agree that Trump is, well, kind of the worst.

Here are seven things/people/whatever that could be a better president than him:

1. Mary Poppins

She has an umbrella that flies. Also think about how much she could fit in her bag at rallies. Who doesn't love political swag bags?

2. This Dolphin

Have you seen Donald Trump smile like this? Can he jump gracefully into the ocean? Didn't think so.

3. A Caramel Macchiato from Starbucks

Don't you dare tell me that Donald Trump tastes better than one of these bad boys.

4. A Pencil Sharpener

This pencil sharpener has helped me more than Donald ever can, and is obviously more sleek than him as well.

5. Nail Polish Remover Without Acetone

This crap barely works. But who would do a better job, really? Obviously not Trump.

6. "Damn Daniel"

Is Donald Trump back at it again with the white Vans? I think not.

7. Taylor Swift's Cat, Olivia Benson

Look at that stare. So compassionate and powerful without money. Point and case.

There you have it. Seven candidates that you can fill in when voting for the 2016 election that aren't Donald Trump. I trust all of these candidates, and I know that they all could truly make America great again.

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