I have now been a college student for 5 months now. I've just entered into my second semester of freshmen year and as of now I have had about a million thoughts swirling around in my head and they won't shut up. So, in order to gain excess space in my head for other less trivial or more important things, I'm going to shed some light on what goes on in the heads of college female students.
1. Where is the coffee?
It is essential to most girls morning routine. A nice cup of coffee.
2. What am I up so damn early???
Every student who has an 8 AM understands this. I don't mind, but there are days that I just want to role back over and go back to sleep, but I have to remember the professors policies on missing class and that prompts me to get up and get moving.
3. Do I REALLY have to get dressed for class?
4. DOGS!!!
Honestly, whenever I am walking to classes and see any breed of dog. I scream internally or out loud "Dooooooog!" and immediately have to go and pet it.
5. Why is it SO cold?
6. Ah, warmth.
*sighs as we enter a nice 70+ degree building*
7. How important is this class?
*Looks at syllabus and then your intended major and then curses*
8. Am I going to like this professor?
9. Is this class almost over?
10. I'm hungry
11. I need/want a nap
12. DOGS!!!!
13. Is it too late to go back to high school?
14. People, shut up!
*That's for people in class or just in the resident hall who are not quite and I'm trying to get things done.
15. When will this week end???
16. I want to do something, but I'm broke
17. I want to go home.
18. Why am I friends with these people?
19. Can't there be something good to eat
20. Do I have everything for class?
21. Why are textbooks SO expensive?
* As I lug 3 textbooks in my book bag that I need for class*
22. When is Spring Break?
23. It's 60 degrees in January. Get your crap together Mother Nature.
24. Should I really wear this today?
25. Am I going to wear make-up?
*Thinks about it and says screw it, I'm not here to impress anybody.
26. Why is this class so late in the day?
27. I'm just going to be lazy today
28. I need a boyfriend
*thinks that while watching rom-cons or watching couples on campus*
On the same lines
29. I don't need a boyfriend.
*I'm independent and I don't need a man. Way too much drama.*
30. Can I wear these shoes with this top?
31. Oh, he's kinda cute!
32. I need to take this nail polish off
33. I need to repaint my nails
34. My feet hurt. Shouldn't have worn these shoes.
35. I need new tops.
36. I need some new shoes.
37. *Just looks at phone*
38. *Why did you do that, Deborah?
*In reference to HGTV and any home improvement shoes*
39. Shit, I dropped my phone!
40. Damnit, I'm late!!!!
*Proceeds to run to class*
41. Why do I have to walk so far?
42. I wonder what the UC will have to eat today
43. I want some chocolate
44. DOOOOOOOOGSSSS!
45. I'm so hot.
*Thinks that while wearing 3+ layers of clothing *
46. Do I have time to read/watch TV today?
47. Is it possible to die from boredom?
48. Move people.
*I've seen people with walkers move faster than you*
49. Why didn't I drop that class.
50. This week is already shaping up to be hell and it's only Tuesday
51. What type of job pays well without a college degree?
52. What is life???
53. Who wears shorts in January?
54. Hit me. Please, hit me and pay for my college tuition.
*sees car driving around campus*
55. Why am I here?
56. Can I just eat all day?
57. I'm going to class in pjs
*While putting on regular clothes*
58. How can I get rich fast?
59. Do I know ANYTHING?
60. Is it too late to move countries?
61. Why can't my professors just cancel classes?
62. Where's the snow? I want a snow day.
I don't know about you, but I think these thoughts constantly throughout the day and the week. They just play on a continuous loop and never end. They're entertaining yet, why is all I ask. I'm probably the only one who thinks some of these, but the rest are some thought by my friends, so I figured I do have some normal thoughts.
