Even though it is only the second week back at university, the desire to procrastinate has already started to make an appearance in my mind. I have been good about getting my homework done in a reasonable amount of time, but it just seems like there are so many better things I could be doing with my time (at least that is what the little voice in my head keeps telling me). Here is a list of 50 things that would be a better use of my time than finishing my homework.
1. Take a nap
2. Exercise
3. Binge that new series you’ve been obsessed with on Netflix
4. Learn another language
5. Clean your room
6. Go on a search for unicorns
7. Become really good at throwing popcorn in the air and catching it in your mouth
8. Come up with a super complicated secret handshake with your best friend
9. Sit and stare off into space
10. Research zombies
11.Find a cure for the common cold
12. Buy a blow up dinosaur costume online
13. Try on every outfit in your closet
14. Learn how to sculpt
15. Learn how to karate chop a wood board in half
16. Meditate
17. Play Sims and kill everyone
18. Cut out paper snowflakes and hang them up around your house
19. Go sky diving
20. Go grocery shopping
21. Go grocery shopping with your mom and annoy her the whole time by asking for unnecessary things
22. Finally wash the three mountains of dirty clothes on your floor
23. Prank your roommates
24. Become a Pokémon Master
25. Play Candy Crush on your phone for five hours
26. Make puppets out of your socks and put on a show for your friends
27. Contemplate the meaning of life
28. Have an existential crisis
29. Watch videos of puppies
30. Take a cake decorating class
31. Go to the bar and order a fancy cocktail
32. Invent a time machine
33. Make a sign out of Christmas lights on your roof asking aliens to come abduct you
34. Make a copy of your butt on your printer
35. Watch Food Network and pretend that you will attempt to make the recipes one day
36. Facebook stalk your crush/people you hate
37. Take a bubble bath
38. Get sucked into the Buzzfeed vortex
39. Make lemonade out of all those lemons life has given you
40. Watch the Bee Movie for the seventeenth time
41. Learn all the words to a Nicki Minaj song
42. Figure out the mystery behind twerking
43. Travel to another country
44. Master the art of water bottle flipping
45. Learn how to surf
46. Become a wine connoisseur
47. Write a complaint to Hogwarts about how they have failed to send you your acceptance letter
48. Make a collage of sexy actors/actresses you would want to marry
49. Flex muscles in front of a mirror and give yourself compliments
50. Literally anything that isn't homework
