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50 Surefire Signs That You Have ODD (Obsessive Disney Disorder)

Hi my name is Lizzie and I have a Disney Addiction.

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50 Surefire Signs That You Have ODD (Obsessive Disney Disorder)
Do you find yourself constantly thinking and talking about all things Disney? Are you always longing for another vacation to Disney World? You may be one of the millions of people that have ODD, Obsessive Disney Disorder. Not sure if you have ODD? Here are 50 surefire signs that you are a Disney addict happily suffering from ODD.

1. You never pick up a map because you know each park by heart.


2. You swear that you see hidden mickeys in real life and use it as a sign that you must go back to Disney.


3. When you're having a bad day you watch Disney classic movies.


4. You know Richard and you love him.


5. You check attraction wait times from your home and are secretly happy when the wait time is over 120 minutes.


6. Your judged for the amount of times you go to Disney, but you don’t care cause you know they are haters.


7. Your ringtone is "When You Wish Upon a Star".


8. You watch vintage Disney cartoons in the mornings.


9. You envy those that are starting their vacation on the day you are leaving.


10. You can repeat the Monorail's intro in English and Spanish.


11. You have favorite restaurants in each park and hotel (Le Cellier is definitely the best restaurant in Epcot, but Coral Reef is a close second).


12. You’ve celebrated every holiday at Disney and you especially love the fake snow at Christmas time.


13. You dream about Mickey waffles and Mickey bars.


14. You have an extensive pin trading collection as well as a pressed penny book.


15. You can sing along to the songs on the Carrousel of Progress, It's a Small World, Splash Mountain, and just about every other attraction.


16. You know the best attractions and don’t waste your time on dumb rides (yes, I'm talking about Stitch's Great Escape).


17. You know where all the nicest bathrooms are.


18. You start planning your next vacation to Disney before you even leave.


19. You love watching little kids experience the magic of Disney.


20. You don’t need to ride every ride, in fact, you don’t need to ride any rides (I'm pretty content just listening to the Quartet tbh).


21. You cried when Starbucks took over the Main Street Bakery.


22. You also cry whenever one of your favorite restaurants is replaced. (RIP Kouzinna)


23. You love talking about Disney.


24. Everyone comes to you for advice when they are planning a trip to Disney.


25. You’ve seen every firework display and know the best spots in every park to watch the fireworks.


26. You plan on having or have already had your child's first haircut at Harmony Barber Shop.


27. You get overly excited every time you go to Disney.


28. You have a commemorative brick or a "Leave A Legacy".


29. You can name all of the resorts and have stayed at most of them.


30. You feel at home when you are in Disney.


31. You consider Mr. Morrow a friend.


32. Stacy is your homegirl and you can probably recite the whole "Disney Must Do's" program.


33. You have 300+ pictures of the castle, yet you continue to take a picture of it every time your in Disney.


34. You take pride in your Autograph Book.


35. You dream about staying in Cinderella's Castle Suite.


36. Your graduation cap had a Disney theme.


37. You’ve scored 999,999 on Buzz Lightyear Spaceranger Spin.


38. You know all the lyrics to Disney songs and have a Disney Pandora station.


39. Your favorite accessory is your Mickey ears and you own two or more sets of ears (for emergencies of course).


40. You still call Hollywood Studios MGM.


41. You know all the boats in the Electrical Water Pageant.


42. You know you want to get married in Disney World.


43. You take it personally when people say Disney is only for kids.


44. All the major functions in your life are Disney themed.


45. You only want to vacation in Disney.


46. You address animals by their Disney character name.


47. You name your pets after Disney characters.


48. When you think about family you immediately reference Lilo and Stitch.


49. All of your fondest memories are Disney related.


50. You never want to leave Disney.

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