The countdown is on and there's a minute until midnight.
Sure, you're one of the only people at the party that didn't come with someone. And sure, no one asked you ahead of time to be their midnight kiss. Plus, you're just too socially awkward to approach someone at the last second and plant one on them although it could be the start of something new (Cue Troy and Gabriella).
But, you do not have to sulk in your kissless-ness (I better trademark that). Instead, occupy your New Year's midnight time by:
1. Chugging your beer or finishing your glass of wine and then pouring another.
And for you non-drinkers, claim the rest of the sparkling grape just for yourself and just have at it.
2. Calling your mom.
"Mom, everyone's kissing and I'm scared."
3. Howling at the moon.
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This may only be an acceptable option for the drinkers...
4. Breaking out the ol' pots and pans.
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Now this party is a banger...haha, get it? Bang..er.....ha
5. Three words. PARTY. BLOWER. THINGS.
Is there a technical name for those things? Noise-maker blowers? Party blowy fun things? I don't need to pick a name for it, you know EXACTLY what I'm talking about.
For all you singles out there, stay strong this holiday season. And remember, you may not be kissing someone at midnight, but you spent your New Year's midnight having much more fun. I'll be rooting for you!
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