Cats are the supreme overlords and should be honored with a weekly Caturday. Check out why they should be honored below and let me know if you're a cat lover too!
Reason One
Cats have been scientifically proven to be the most superior, period. They are soft and fuzzy, they are warm and small, and they make adorable noises with their tiny adorable little cat mouths. Cats have been playing up this adorableness thing since the beginning of time, which is also scientifically proven. Simply based on this one reason, you'd think it'd be pretty obvious as to why we should all celebrate Caturday, but just in case you're still skeptical, I've purr-vided a few more reasons.
Reason Two
No one thing, person, animal, or place is quite as good at reminding you of your place in this world as a cat. You are far less magnificent and definitively inferior than even the worst kind of cat, which makes sense since all cats are fantastic. Our feline counterparts are so amazing they even show compassion by allowing us the gift of feeding, petting, and caring for them. These small acts let us puny humans take part in the lives of the magnificent and allow ourselves to pretend we are more than just small worms. Of course this act of grace should no doubt be met with resounding gratitude. However, due to our mortal restrictions and teeny brains, our thanks must take the form of hilarious internet memes featured around our glorious feline masters. If you purr-haps think that your gratitude could be expressed better in another form, keep scrolling.
Reason Three
Your arguments are purr-petually unaccepted because cat boss.
Reason Four
Not only are kitties adorable, graceful, and kind, but they're smarter than us. Felines have been playing humans since forever, remember that scientifically proven fact from reason one! Long ago cats lurked in the shadows and studied our ways to develop the perfect infiltration plan based around our weaknesses. Upon this studying, cats realized our greatest weakness was those weird small fleshy warm cute sounding things we call infants. Mimicking the sounds and size of our own young allows them to take control of our base needs to cuddle snuggle and care for those weird fleshy alien things and care for them instead. If that display of intellect isn't enough, then this next reason will prove why cats are the purr-fect animal.
Reason Five
In all seriousness, cats are the very best companions. Regardless of how many times you mess up at work or school or how many times you succeed, your cat really will not care. If you have bad posture or a habit of smacking your lips, your cat doesn't care. If you have terrible taste in friends or have trouble saying no when you're family comes to town, your cat really really doesn't care. Your cat will love you unconditionally or it won't. Cats are better than people because there's no complicated maybe do this or do less of that. CATS LOVE YOU, OR THEY DON'T. Simple. Straightforward. Unconditional love. Unless there's catnip involved, that's a purr-fectly legitimate reson to go crazy.
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