With less than a week until one of the busiest nights for liquor vendors and police officers, it's time to pick out the one person or thing you want to be on the night you can be anyone else. Whether you're planning on passing out candy or just passing out as the sun comes up, you'll need a costume. Every year you envy the friends who manage to hit the perfect balance between culturally relevant and culturally sensitive. Besides the totally appropriate but surely surplus number of Prince doppelgängers, here are five totally DIY-able costumes to dress up—or down—as this Halloween.
1. Donald Trump
2. "Birdy" Sanders
3. Pokémon Trainer
Along with chokers and the non-sarcastic use of the word "dope", Pokémon slid back into pop culture this summer with the release of one of the first augmented reality games available as a mobile app. In addition to its comfort and warmth, this costume comes with a free pick-up line: "I choose you!"
4. Simone Biles
With a leotard, wristguards, and a 10,000 watt smile, this costume brings home the gold with its simplicity and nod to positive cute costumes for girls to embody.
Warning: Do not attempt The Biles drunk, off a terrace into the pool.
5. Dirty US and China
Couple or BFF costume alert! You can really have fun with this one, carrying around bottles and smoke copiously in public settings. The aim is to pollute 40% of the air in whatever room you're in.























