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We are 14 months away from the election. At the beginning of this summer, a dark cloud gathered over the GOP. "Storm Trump," as I have since named it, began its downpour when Trump announced his presidential candidacy in June. While there are a few positives to the Trump candidacy (like an increased level of interest in politics for people who typically might not be, addressing how rehearsed politics have become, challenging other GOP candidates to up their game, etc.) personally I am extremely concerned for the future of the Republican Party and America. Dramatic? Maybe. But the problem starts when I turn on the news every morning and 75 percent of the entire political discussion is centered around Donald Trump. As a concerned citizen, I'm taking matters into my own hands and giving you five GOP candidate alternatives who mirror every aspect you "love" about Donald Trump because we can do better than Trump.

May I repeat: WE CAN DO BETTER, AMERICA

Let's break it down and find you someone better. Someone you deserve.

Looking for Someone Outspoken? Chris Christie is Your Guy

The 55th governor of New Jersey was recently quoted as saying he, "Just thinks the Pope is wrong." Seems pretty outspoken to me...

Bonus: he can bust a move, even in khakis.

Looking For Someone With No Political Background? Dr. Ben Carson at Your Service

Dr. Ben Carson is a retired Johns Hopkins neurosurgeon, an author, and now a politician. Arguably the most intelligent man in the GOP presidential candidate race, he's also known as a very kind and polite man. Having only officially joined the Republican party in 2014, Carson brings an interesting "outsider's view" to the table. Read more about Dr. Carson here.

Ben Carson: bringing politeness to politics since 2015.

Looking For Someone Tough On Immigration Policy? Ted Cruz Has Your Back

Ted Cruz is a senator from Texas, and the first Hispanic American to serve as a U.S. senator representing Texas. As the son of a Cuban immigrant, his views on immigration are quite simple: "legal, good, illegal, bad."

Life's a (tea) party.

Looking For Someone Who Agrees to Raising Taxes on Hedge Fund Managers?: Say Hello to Jeb Bush

The 43rd governor of Florida and part of an impressive political dynasty, Bush is paving his own path with proposed policy plans--including one surprising alignment with Mr. Trump: cracking down on hedge fund managers in his tax reform. Bush thinks taxes "should be lower, simpler, fair and clear," a statement we can all agree with.

Whatcha gonna do, hedge fund managers?

Want Someone With a Background in Business? Carly Fiorina is Here For You

A former business executive and current chair on the philanthropic organization GOOD360, Fiorina knows good business strategy. When Fiorina started as CEO at HP, she was the first woman to head a Fortune 20 company. Whoa.

Carly's hungry for a win.

Looking For Someone With Great Hair?

...Sorry can't help you there, the GOP's good hair opted out of a second presidential race.

Sigh.

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Dealing with the inevitable realities of college life.

Don't freak out

Email the professor

Attend the first class

Keep attending class

Have a backup plan

Remember that everything works out at the end

It's mandatory to have these conversations.

1. What do you do for a living?

2. What's your favorite color?

3. Do you have any siblings?

4. What's your favorite television show?

5. When is your birthday?

6. What's your biggest goal in life?

7. If you had three wishes granted to you by a genie, what would they be?

8. What's your favorite childhood memory?

9. If you could change one thing about your life, what would it be?

10. Are you a cat or a dog person?

11. Do you believe in a religion or any sort of spiritual power?

12. If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would it be?

13. What is your ideal date night?

14. Who was/is your celebrity crush?

15. What's a good way to cheer you up if you're having a bad day?

16. Do you have any tattoos?

17. Can you describe yourself in three words?

18. What makes you the most nervous in life?

19. What's the best gift you have ever received?

20. What do you do to relax/have fun?

21. What are your priorities at this phase of your life?

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You know the best beaches and coves to go to.

You have no patience for the guy who can't back his trailer into the water right.

Doing the friendly wave to every boat you pass.

The cooler is always packed, mostly with beer.

Giving the idiot who goes 30 in a "No Wake Zone" a piece of your mind.

You have no problem with peeing in the water.

You know the frustration of getting your anchor stuck.

Watching in awe at the bigger, better boats that pass by.

Knowing any swimsuit that you own with white in it is best left for the pool or the ocean.

The momentary fear for your life as you get launched from the tube.

You're able to go to the restaurants by the water wearing minimal clothing.

Having unexpected problems with your boat.

Having a name for your boat unique to you and your life.

There's no better place you'd rather be in the summer.

Why I Chose a Small School Over a Big University.

1. My school is incredibly unique.

2. I am not just a number at my school.

3. I feel like I am contributing something to the community.

5. My professors know me and I feel that I can easily communicate with them.

6. The incredible people I've met

7. Opportunities

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