The LSAT, otherwise known as a torture mechanism used to deter students from applying to law school, is the five-hour long test you unfortunately have to take before you apply to law school. Studying and prepping for this exam will make studying for your microeconomics exam feel like a walk in the park. So if you're studying for the LSAT, I feel your pain. I took a break from studying to write this list of thoughts you undeniably will have if you're in the same boat as me. Take a well-deserved break and read this list, you've earned it!

1. Wow this study prep book is large.
2. I wonder how much it weighs.
3. Should I weigh it and find out?
4. No, focus, focus.
5. Elle Woods got a 179 and then turned Warner down because she rocked law school and proved she didn’t need a man so if that’s not motivation I don’t know what is.
6. And she ended up with Owen Wilson’s cute brother anyways so she pretty much killed it.
7. I want to be Elle Woods.
8. Legally Blonde is still in my Netflix queue isn’t it?
9. NO, STOP, FOCUS.
10. OK Logic Games time.
11. “There are eight people interviewing for a job and only one person can interview per day. What color is the sky.” Wait, what?
12. Logic Games is an inaccurate name for this section.
13. These are not fun games.
14. Oh no, no, no it’s a hybrid game, ABORT ABORT.
15. I think my brain is going to explode.
16. Has that ever happened to someone?
17. I would look on Web MD but that’s a dangerous path to go down.
18. Yes, sequencing, I love you, marry me!
19. Alright, let’s draw a chart, let’s knock this game out.
20. I have no idea how my instructor got a perfect LSAT score, is he a robot?
21. “Allie must eat before Sam but not after Derek.”
22. Well maybe Allie shouldn’t let Sam and Derek control when she eats, ever think about that LSAT prep-test makers???
23. I’m talking to myself again, I hope I don’t do this on test day.
24. Logic games are going to haunt me for all of eternity, that’s a fact.
25. OK, no more logic games for now, no thank you.
26. Let’s do reading comprehension, I’m great at reading things.
27. Nope, nevermind.
28. Did I forget how to read in the past five minutes?
29. Is this even English?
30. This passage is a small book chapter, who can read four of these in 35 minutes?
31. I accidentally underlined every sentence in this paragraph, whoops.
32. Nothing in life has prepared me for this.
33. Those AR tests I took in elementary school were clearly a waste.
34. I wonder what all my friends are doing.
35. Probably having fun and not hating their lives.
36. No Happy Hour for you dude.
37. OK, goodbye reading comp, time to logically reason.
38. I can logically reason that this test is going to take years off my life due to stress.
39. Here I go.
40. Looking for the premise, looking for the conclusion, underlining structural indicators, crying into my practice test.
41. I want to go to law school, I want to go to law school, I want to go to law school.
42. Do I really?
43. Yes, yes, focus.
44. Only two more months of this!
45. I can’t wait to get my law degree and sue the hell out of the LSAT test-makers.
46. I’m going to be a great lawyer, it’s fine.
47. They’re basically going to rename this library after me.
48. Peace Love LSAT.