1. Chris Our Lord and Savior Harrison might actually be right when saying this will the "most dramatic Women Tell All ever."
2. Is it bad that I want to go to one of these live viewings?
3. All the girls whose parties they crash must be near blackout.
4. Honestly, I would be more excited for Chris Our Lord and Savior Harrison than Chris Soules.
5. "Corn tequilaaaaaaaaa!"
6. LOL at that girl chugging that bottle of whiskey.
7. I reeeaaallllyyyy hope that's not how I would act if I saw Chris.
8. OH one shot down.
9. TWO SHOTS DOWN WHAT IS HAPPENING AT THIS HOUSE.
10. I don't remember half of these girls tbh.
11. Britt is already crying. Girl, pull yourself together.
12. If I ever see Kelsey IRL I would run for the hills.
13. The hot seat doesn't look like a fun place to be.
14. With all this talking and arguing, I'm really glad that Whitney isn't here.
15. Do you think Britt has an overactive tear ducts disease?
16. Can we skip to the part where Ashley S. becomes the host of every show on television?
17. I want Chris Our Lord and Savior Harrison to be my life coach.
18. If "Gone Girl" hadn't already come out, I would assume that Kelsey was the inspiration for the story.
19. Who is the music director for this show? Whoever they are, they're brilliant.
20. Everyone is so ready to chew Kelsey out.
21. Ashley I. is kind of annoying, but her facial expressions when Kelsey's talking are so on point.
22. Death glares all around.
23. "People don't like me because I use big words." Hahahahahah ok.
24. Some of the girls yelling at Kelsey I don't even remember.
25. If I ever am on "The Bachelor," I would want people to remember me.
26. I would kill it if I were on "The Bachelor."
27. I don't want to be that desperate though.
28. But free traveling...
29. I think all of America questioned the existence of Sanderson.
30. Personally, after the look Kelsey gave Ashley I. on their two-on-one, I thought she killed Sanderson.
31. YAS ASHLEY S.
32. She is my favorite human ever to be on "The Bachelor."
33. If I was on "The Bachelor," I would definitely explore the set.
34. How do I get to be on the betting team for "The Bachelor"?
35. Ashley S. should train celebrities in media training.
36. "While all of them were over there getting upset and crying, I was over there picking pomegranates." That would be me.
37. Chris is feelin' toasty in that hot seat.
38. Poor Kaitlyn.
39. Her and Anna Kenrick are friends-ish now via Twitter, so I guess she's better off now.
40. #KaitlynforTheBachelorette
41. This conversation with Jade is real awk.
42. And going nowhere.
43. That talk with Jade was totally useless.
44. That hug with Britt lasted so long I thought my TV froze.
45. Ugh Britt STOP CRYING. Seriously. Just stop.
46. So many awkward conversations tonight.
47. The finale is gonna be so dramatic I can't wait.
