The Primaries are in full swing, and I don't know many college students out there who are planning to vote for Donald Trump. In fact, many people have said they'd rather cut off their own arm, drink bleach or do something else horrendous. That being said, I decided to compile a list of some of the things I would rather do than vote for Donald Trump. These are just a few of them.

1. Step on a lego.
2. Read a dictionary cover to cover.
3. Watch paint dry.
4. Step in dog poop...barefoot.
5. Get kicked in the face by a horse.
6. Listen to someone annoying tell me their life story.
7. Fall off a bridge.
8. Clean a Porta Potty.
9. Get hit by a car.
10. Eat something off of Fear Factor.
11. Cut the grass on a football field with scissors.
12. Scratch a chalkboard.
13. Give up Nutella.
14. Eat dog food.
15. Count every grain of sand on a beach.
16. Watch all of the Minions movies.
17. Lick a toilet seat in a gas station.
18. Set myself on fire.
19. Use my middle school email to contact people.
20. Let my four-year-old cousin dress me and do my makeup for a week.
21. Shave off my eyebrows.
22. Get stuck in an elevator with someone who doesn’t shower.
23. Wear pajama jeans in public.
24. Shave my head and only leave a rattail.
25. Drop my computer off the empire state building.
26. Eat the pie Minny makes for Hilly in the Help.
27. Bathe in cat food.
28. Tattoo the quadratic formula on my forehead.
29. Text as if I’m back in the 7th grade for the rest of my life.
30. Lose two of my toes.
31. Listen to Nickelback.
32. Teach my grandma how to snapchat.
33. Never eat pizza again.
34. Step on a baby.
35. Do winged eyeliner perfectly, then jump into a pool.
36. Watch the episode of F.R.I.E.N.D.S where Ross and Rachel break up.
37. Read “50 Shades of Grey” to my grandma.
38. Give out my social security number on the Internet.
39. Eat a tub of mayonnaise.
40. Listen to mothers at the PTA bake sale talk about how bad vaccinations are for children.
41. Listen to those mothers complain about #40.
42. Accidentally run over my phone with an 18 wheeler.
43. Let a blind, drunk person drive my car.
44. Get a tramp stamp of a butterfly.
45. Get food poisoning in the middle of a 13 hour flight.
46. Trade clothes with Hillary Clinton.