First dates can be wildly fun or just plain awkward. Depending on the type of person you're set up with, you can walk out of that restaurant with a new found love, or someone you absolutely never want to see again. Regardless of the outcomes, here are 45 thoughts we have when going on a first date.
1. Why did I agree to this?
2. I just slipped on ice, but we good.
3. Stupid bangs, cooperate!
4.*Applies deodorant in the car* *Smells armpits*, good enough.
5. Dear lord, is he wearing sweatpants?
6. I'm here for the nachos, and then I'm out.
7. Oh, she's kinda cute.
8. A GINGER??? Really???
9. I forgot to brush my teeth.
10. Does he understand color coordination?
11. That was the most awkward hug ever.
12. She smells nice.
13. Did he really just pull the chair out for me?
14. I'm so hungry.
15. What if she's my future wife?
16. I could be watching the game right now.
17. Did he just try and order for me?
18. She just ordered a steak and taters. That's my kind a woman.
19. Wants to do what for a living?
10. That bone structure is unbelievable.
21. God, why is she chewing her food so weird.
22. Do I have something in my teeth?
23. Why am I sweating so much.
24. Nope, too expensive.
25. Oh my lord, fried ice cream.
26. His dogs are so cute!
27. I wonder what she looks like naked
28. We haven't spoke in 10 seconds, he's not into me.
29. Have I eaten too much?
30. I just missed my mouth, cool.
31. Three more rounds, waiter!
32. When can we go on another one?
33. I have to fart so bad.
34. Ah, I should've gotten a salad.
35. I hope he didn't see me drop that.
36. Can she close her mouth when she chews?
37. I forgot my wallet.
38. Should I get the tip at least?
39. He paid for the whole thing, how sweet.
40. Did she just offer to buy!?
41. Well what now?
42. He opened the door, very nice.
43. Cute car!
44. That was substantially awkward.
45. Really hoping he didn't hear that fart.
