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41 Things I Would Rather Do Than Vote For Trump

The most intense game of Truth or Dare you'll ever witness

Skye Rankin
Aug 02, 2016
Yale University
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41 Things I Would Rather Do Than Vote For Trump
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I'm pretty sure the first thing we all learned was this little thing called the Golden Rule. This wonderful rule says that you should treat others the way you wanted to be treated, so I'm really confused as to why a bigot is running for president. Is it even legal to be a bully who runs for office? Also, news flash: If you truly think that Trump "says what everyone is afraid to say," then you have some explaining to do on what you think morals are.

Heres a list I've created on things I would rather do than vote for Trump:

1. Eat 21 day old sushi

2. Swim with great white sharks without a cage with a gushing bloody cut

3. Projectile vomit for the rest of my life

4. Have to take the SAT every saturday

5. Sit in a hot car for 24 hours

6. Get lost on Mount Everest

7. Get mauled by a tiger

8. Staple my finger

9. Eat only condiments as long as I live

10. Watch Sports Center with my boyfriend

11. Be stranded on a deserted island with Trump (I'll literally take one for the team if it benefits our nation)

12. Meet my significant other's parents for the first time

13. Get hit in the head with a football

14. Cut off all my hair

15. Tattoo my forehead saying "no ragrets"

16. Give birth 100 times in a row

17. Watch movies with a budget of $9

18. Relive the awkward middle school days

19. Invest in Radio Shack

20. Volunteer as tribute in the Hunger Games

21. Drop glitter on the floor accidentally

22. Hiccup for eternity

23. Get lost in space

24. Put "professional wine drinker" on my Linkedin

25. Have to pay for my own insurance

26. Drink sweat

27. Walk through fire

28. Live in an igloo with only a bathing suit

29. Get broken up with repeatedly

30. Have to live Prometheus' fate

31. Drink crappy coffee

32. Get pulled into a pyramid scheme

33. Gain weight from water

34. Get abducted by an alien

35. Eat worms

35. Host a 7-year-old's birthday party

36. Be Eddard Stark in Season 1 of Game of Thrones

37. Have a night walker eat me

38. Go through a maze of zombies

39. Get shot by paint balls repeatedly

40. Be allergic to queso (I really like queso)

41. Have my parents give me a small loan of a million dollars




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