1. “Do you think he likes me?”
2. “Should I touch up my makeup?”
3. “Can you see my underwear through my dress?”
4. “They’re really annoying.”
5. “Can we leave?”
6. “Alcohol would make this way more fun.”
7. “I have to poop, wait for me.”
8. “Oh my gosh I have so much to tell you.”
9. “Are you having fun?”
10. “Ugh, do I look fat? I look so fat.”
11. “I need to stop eating so much.”
12. “You’re so much prettier than I am.”
13. “I’m so drunk.”
14. “I’m too sober.”
15. “Should I hookup with him or would that make me slutty?”
16. “Is he hot or am I just really drunk?”
17. “Let’s take a selfie.”
18. “Wait I want a selfie for my Snapchat too.”
19. “I texted my ex, what do I do.”
20. “Does anyone have a tampon?”
21. “What are we doing for the rest of the night?”
22. “Don’t judge me if I start crying.”
23. **Gives self pep talk**
24. **Gives friend pep talk**
25. “Can we just go home and order pizza?”
26. “Will you go on a diet with me?”
27. “Dump him, you’re better than he is!”
28. “Your ass looks amazing right now.”
29. “Hold on, I brought snacks, they’re in my purse.”
30. “I love that lipstick color.”
31. “Is this a good amount of cleavage?
32. “Can we go dance?”
33. “I have a huge wedgie.”
34. “I need a hug.”
35. “Ew, did you see that girls outfit?”
36. “Can you pass me some toilet paper?”
37. “No! I’m getting a pimple!”
38. “Crap, I took a video not a picture.”
39. “The lighting is awesome in here.”
40. “Did you even have to pee?”