Day in and day out, college students across the nation have the same thoughts while sitting through their courses. Here are just a few:
1. Did you seriously take my seat again?
2. I should've stayed home like the other half of my class.
3. If my professor isn't here one minute after class is supposed to start, can I leave?
4. Great, my professor is here.
5. Dear computer, please stall my professor for about 50 minutes with technical difficulties.
6. Or don't— whatever.
7. There's homework due today? Since when?
8. No, I will not read the chapter.
9. Excuse me while I take a quick class-long nap.
10. I promise I'm paying attention...
11. To Twitter.
12. And Pinterest.
13. That's multitasking, and my professor should be proud.
14. Can that count as the homework I didn't turn in?
15. Could you make this class exciting?
16. Pop quiz? No thank you.
17. I just failed that.
18. Test next week? I haven't even learned anything.
19. I feel like I've been in here forever.
20. Only 10 minutes? Lies.
21. Why do I even need this class?
22. Can you not call me out to answer a question I clearly don't know?
23. Why did I sign up for back-to-back classes?
24. I can't sit still this long.
25. Is class over yet?
26. I think I'm going to take a bathroom break...until the end of class.
27. Why is attendance mandatory?
28. I should be more of a rebel like the kid that's never in class.
29. But I like As and the thought of graduation.
30. Almost there, I can do this!
31. Stop, class is over, let me go!
32. I did not sign up for an extra five minutes, sir.
33. No, I'm still not reading the chapter.
34. FREEDOM!
35. Hold on, what did he talk about today?
