Any other die-hard Bachelor/Bachelorette fans out there? As we approach the finale to see who JoJo is going to marry—let’s do a quick recap to some things we have ALL thought during this insane season of "The Bachelorette."
!!Warning: Spoilers Ahead (no finale spoilers included)!!
1. What the heck was this guy’s occupation again??
This season we saw "occupations" such as—hipster, bachelor enthusiast, Canadian, and formerly competitive swimmer. “Oh this is my husband, he’s a Canadian for a living!”—not the fairy tale ending I’m thinking she wants.
2. Why is Chad always eating?
The plate of meat, the protein powder, the YAM LOOKING VEGETABLE. Wtf.
3. When is Alex going to punch Chad?
4. What even is Evan? What was his job again? Who is he? Why do we care? He has KIDS?
5. SHE’S GIVING EVAN THE ROSE ?!?!
6. Wait Chad is on steroids?? The world makes sense again.
7. New drinking game—take a shot every time Chad threatens someone’s life
Be prepared to get hammered.
8. Why are Chad and Alex talking about milk?
“Dude you just need some milk”
“Don’t like milk don’t need it”
“Milk is good”
9. Since when did Derek get so whiny?
Came out of nowhere but after the two on one, I can’t be the only one who was ready to say buh-bye to that.
10. Why is James Taylor pulling a Taylor Swift and playing victim to Jordan now pls tell me she’s not buying this.
11. Alex is so short. How short is he really? Is he really that short or is everyone else just really tall?
12. Drinking game revised, take a shot every time one of the guy’s says “I’m falling in love with you” to get the rose.
13. I bet Chad is a Trump supporter.
14. Chad should date Olivia from last season
Both equally crazy and hated right? It’s a good fit tbh.
15. HAHAHAHA CHAD FINALLY WENT HOME AND THEY’RE THROWING A PARTY. THEY EVEN HAVE CUPCAKES!
16. Is Robby gay???
I’m relatively certain.
17. Ew JoJo and Jordan just drank the grape stuff they just squished with their feet they know that’s gross right ?
18. YOU’RE ONLY AFRAID TO TRUST JORDAN BECAUSE YOU ARE SO IN LOVE WITH HIM UGHGHGUHGUGH
19. Drinking game update: take a shot every time JoJo brings up Ben as the source of her trust issues
20. You’re sending LUKE HOME
21. LUKE
22. BRING HIM BACK
23. HE IS SO IN SHOCK JOJO PLS DEAR GOD HE IS PERFECT
24. LUKE I'LL MEND UR BROKEN HEART I'M HERE FOR YOU
25. Chase ugh just open up to her you can do this
26. JK abort missions ABORT BAD IDEA CHASE BACK TRACK BACK TRACKKKK
27. Since when did we send home Chase and Luke for ROBBBBBBY!?!?
28. Why is Robby still here?
29. Robby’s job is "formerly competitive swimmer" he needs to go now I’m done.
30. How does JoJo still look perfect in 193282900 degree weather?
31. She looks good even when she cries and she can still crouch in a really tight dress #goals
32. How does her makeup still look great after crying so hard what mascara do u use???
33. OOOOOOOoooOOO just wait til u meet her brothers
Who’s ready for a Ben Higgins’s revised hometown visit? I’m ready for the brothers to get down to the bottom of this situation.
34. Wow I just went on an emotional rollercoaster can’t wait for next season
Am I right ladies??
35. Drinking game finished: Take a shot because you made it through the season.
