1. I can't believe I got sick again.
2. I blame that girl in my math class.
3. Or my roommate.
4. Why is being sick in class the worst?
*coughs*
*everyone around you looks at you*
5. I COVERED MY MOUTH, RELAX PEOPLE.
6. Why are they looking at my like they have never seen someone sick before?
7. I really don't feel good.
8. I don't know why I just didn't stay home.
9. I need a tissue.
10. Can the person next to me be any farther away from me?
11. A little insulted right now.
12. I really need to cough again but now I'm just getting obnoxious.
*holds cough in to the point where you may pass out*
13.I need a bed.
14. Oh no, it's happening.
*goes into coughing fit*
15. This is so embarrassing.
16. STOP COUGHING.
17. STOP IT.
18. Why does this only happen to me when I'm in class?
*Teacher stares at me*
19. I'M SORRY BUT I CAN'T HELP IT!
20. I feel like everyone is looking at me.
21. Whatever, just avoid eye contact.
22. Is the person next to me trying to discretely cover their mouth right now?
23. I see you.
24. Ugh, so much shade being thrown at me right now.
25. I'm the same way though when someone is sick so I can't even be that mad though.
26. Oh gosh, I really really need a tissue.
*digs around backpack*
27. Please, please, please!
28. Come on, there has to me something.
*finds crumbled napkin*
29. THANK YOU.
30. This will actually be life-saving.
31. Hopefully no one is noticing that I'm using a half-used napkin.
32. That person over there looks sick, too.
33. There is definitely something going around.
34. Curse you, College Plague.