Finding good friends in life is hard, but keeping them is even harder. Your high school friends are the ones who have been there for you during the good, the bad, and the ugly. After graduation, everyone will go off to their respective schools and start their different lives in different towns all over the country. But, if you are lucky, you will remain close with a select few and continue to grow those friendships through the wonderful thing called the group message. Most groups of friends have a specific GM, you might even be a part of many different group messages, but the one with your high school BFF's is sacred. The high school group message is the king of all group messages and the safe haven in which you have the freedom to say whatever you want and always get honest opinions and answers. Here is a list compiled of 34 things you've probably said, or a variation of something you have said, within the safeness of the HSBFFGM.
1. "Which color Woolley Threads sweatshirt do I want?"
*sends five different color combination options*
2. "Just hooked up with *****. Things are not well in Corntown USA."
*everyone sends words of encouragement but is secretly happy because he's hot*
3. "Could someone bring me some tampons to this?"
4. "Do I dye my hair brown or redo my ombré?"
5. "So, the real question, which guy do I take to my date party?"
*sends screenshots of Instagram pictures and votes are cast*
6. "Remember that time we ate six pepperoni crescent rolls, half a pizza each, and a bunch of bowls of mac and cheese and cereal all in one night?"
7. "I am going to need a whole pitcher of margaritas to get through the holidays!"
8. *sends screenshots every time someone we went to high school with gets arrested and the mugshot is discovered*
9. "Does anyone know if ______ from high school had a baby?"
10. "Where should we get food once everyone is home?"
11. "Are ya'll looking cute?"
12. "Does this Instagram caption make sense?"
13. "When does everyone get home from break? We need to game plan of when to get drunk."
14. "My nipples are going to freeze off it's so cold outside."
15." I'm never drinking again!"
16. "I can't deal with this semester, I need to be home in my bed now."
17. "I have no idea what happened last night."
18. "Let's have a Wii tournament over Christmas break, I'll start making a bracket."
19. "Are you hanging out with ______ right now? I thought we hated her?"
20. "Pics or it didn't happen."
21." My mom just asked me if I had a new boyfriend yet...."
22. "Look at these new socks I got."
23. "I seriously hate all those b****** that ran a 5k on Thanksgiving, it's a holiday for eating not exercising."
24. "I need sangria in my mouth hole right now."
25. "Well I'm in a gremlin state right now, so lemme fix that real quick."
25." I've been pounding drinks since 10 A.M."
26. "I feel like the girls dying in bridesmaids...I'm literally dying."
27. "My friend just bought a pet chicken."
*sends video as evidence*
28." I accidentally took someone's virginity last night."
29. "I got hammered making homemade pizza."
30. "Guys, I just bought a puppy."
31. "Pray for me."
32. "______ got hot this semester, should I hook up with him when we are home?"
33. "I think I just failed out of college."
34. "I'm like a homeless child right now, can I borrow clothes?"
35. "I woke up like dis."
*sends horribly ugly selfie"
34. "I miss you guys. When will everyone be home?"
Appreciate and love the friends that stuck around since high school, and the joy of your group message.
