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33 Fictional Characters That I'd Rather Vote For In This Election

Because either way we're screwed, right?

Erin Sutton
Aug 08, 2016
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33 Fictional Characters That I'd Rather Vote For In This Election
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The 2016 election has come down to two people-Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump. As the race continues, I get more and more worried about which one of them might win. Since apparently you can run even if you are a criminal or have no political experience, I came up with a list of fictional characters who I'd much rather be president than Trump or Clinton.

1. Leslie Knope

2. Hagrid

3. President Snow from "The Hunger Games"

4. Shrek

5. Kim Possible

6. Buddy the Elf

7. Patrick Star

8. ANY of the Angry Birds

9. Chewbacca

10. Hello Kitty

11. Captain Crunch

12. ANY of the Rugrats

13. Homer Simpson

14. Hannah Montana

15. The Cookie Monster

16. Blair Waldorf from "Gossip Girl"
17. Donald Duck

18. ANY of the vampires from "Twilight"

19. Jay Gatsby

20. Mulan

21. Elle Woods

22. Derek Shepherd

23. The Grinch

24. Scooby Doo

25. Where's Waldo

26. Regina George

27. Forrest Gump

28. Batman

29. ANY of the My Little Pony Dolls

30. Dwight from "The Office"

31. Troy Bolton

32. Mufasa

33. Indiana Jones

But seriously, anybody would be a better candidate.

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