What would the great United States of America be without controversy? From our very earliest beginnings, there has never been a time where we all lived contently and agreed even on a basic scale about, well, anything. And now, with the 2016 Presidential Election in sight, the controversy has only seemed to grow larger. The center of media attention and the talk of the town has now focused itself on one main character, despite the horrific events that have occurred. That character, naturally, is Donald Trump, with Hillary R. Clinton being a close second.
As a liberal, I have some serious doubts about Clinton, however they don't even measure up in comparison to the prospective image of Mr. Trump as our Commander in Chief. It is my personal belief that a President should be charismatic, respectful, intelligent, introspective and overall someone that represents our country in a positive light. Trump is none of these things; he speaks of hatred and foolishness and he simply enjoys getting a rise out of the public. A businessman he is, but that does not a good president make. Any sane, or maybe not so sane, human being could make a better President than he, so I've compiled a list of people that I'd rather have ruling our country in no particular order:
1. Gollum.
2. Lindsay Lohan.
3.Lucius Malfoy.
4. A mime.
5. Kim Kardashian.
6. Pikachu.
7. The Zodiac Killer.
8. Melissa McCarthy.
9. Koko the Gorilla.
10. Justin Bieber.
11. Jake from State Farm.
12. Patrick Star.
13. Deadpool.
14. Charlie Sheen.
15. Damn, Daniel.
16. The shoe that was thrown at Bush.
17. Honey Boo Boo.
18. A Computer without WiFi.
19. Doodle Bob.
20. A toddler.
21. Big Bird.
22. A maxed out credit card.
23. This rock.
24. Britney Spears during her breakdown in 2007.
25. Literally anyone else.
Please do not let Donald Trump be our next President.
