This is the first year that I am able to participate in electing the president; however, I’ve been thoroughly disappointed by the choices of candidate. With both the Democratic and Republic Convention over, it seems that the election is an even more present and pressing decision. While I don’t know who I will be voting for, I can tell you who I won’t be voting for. To me it is simple, I absolutely refuse to vote for someone who is disrespectful to the men and women who serve our country, racist towards hard working Americans and spouts hateful rhetoric. That is some who does not represent what the United States stands for and does not deserve to become President. Here is a list of things I would rather do than vote for Donald Trump:
Never be able to shave my legs again.
Win the lottery and then be told it was a wrong reading.
Have to eat bugs as my only source of protein.
Become a contestant on the show Naked and Afraid.
Live in a Halloween haunted house and constantly have people jumping out at you.
Only be able to watch one TV show for the rest of my life.
Give up Netflix.
Listen to only heavy metal music.
Become President myself.
Wear 6-inch-high heeled shoes while hiking.
Live in a perpetual state of The Purge.
Go to the dentist every day.
Give up my favorite food.
Be invisible.
Never be able to eat pizza again.
Become a cat lady. (Sorry, I’m a dog person)
Relive the fashions of middle school.
Change poopy diapers for a living.
Win the worlds record for longest nails.
Talk in pig latin.
Have 8am classes every day.
Text off of a flip phone.
Live in Antartica.
Have braces for my entire life.
Give up all types of social media. (Those snapchat filters are addicting.)
Only be able to talk with emojis.
Wear crocs to an important interview.
Put make-up on without a mirror.
Not be able to wear deodorant, therefore always having bad B.O.
Have a house full of snakes.
Always live next to a loud construction site.
Work for Donald Trump for a year, rather than subject the entire country to four years of his presidency
