Although we’re only four episodes into the 20th season of “The Bachelor,” the drama and emotions are already flying high. I swear on my honor that if I’ve had these thoughts while watching, so have you.
1. “Whoa. Now that is quite the headband. How does she even hold her head up?”
2. “Awww! She brought a horse!”
3. “Wait…why would you go on ‘The Bachelor’ with your twin?!”
4. “Ah, yes. The unicorn head was an excellent choice.”
5. “Those two are back again?!”
6. “Shhh. Shhh. Your crazy is showing, Lace.”
7. “This rose ceremony is taking forever!”
8. “I want to go on a ride along with Kevin Hart and Ice Cube!”
9. “Ben and Caila are so cute together!”
10. “Isn’t it awkward to give a private concert?”
11. “A lab test? That could be interesting.”
12. “He’s smelling them now?!”
13. “Oh, honey! Of course you don’t actually smell sour!”
14. “You already have a rose, Olivia! Give everyone else a chance!”
15. “You hardly know the guy! Stop crying!”
16. “Don’t leave, LB! We still love you!”
17. “These dates give me way too high of standards. I mean, they’re going on a casual airplane ride now!”
18. “They’re all terrible at soccer! This is just embarrassing to watch.”
19. “Yeah, no. Pushing on your leg while he gets up is not a signal, Olivia.”
20. “Do you think she can fit her whole fist in her mouth?”
21. “You’ve gotta be in it to win it, Jubilee! Don’t offer up your date to someone else!”
22. “Oh my gosh, Olivia! Two of his friends just died, and you’re whining about your cankles?! Stop talking.”
23. “That’s actually really sweet of her to give him a massage.”
24. “Calm down, drama queens! She doesn’t have to talk to you if she doesn’t want to!”
25. “Oh thank goodness! Lace is leaving!”
26. “Of course there’s fireworks going off now. Why can’t that be my life?”
27. “Ick. Stop trying to be seductive, Olivia. It’s not working. And now you’re having a panic attack because things didn’t go your way. Shocker.”
28. “A wedding dress already? That escalated quickly!”
29. “A two-on-one date with your twin? That’s awkward. He should really just send them both home.”
30. “Can you imagine how awkward family get-togethers would be if he gets engaged to Emily?”
31. “He’s saved you until last because he doesn’t really want you here, Olivia.”
We’re down to 11 lucky ladies! I know I’m pretty pumped for more dramatic outbursts on the road to narrowing the search down to one. It just better not be Olivia!
