Let's cut right to the chase here, if you've ever been on a subway here is a list of thoughts you can probably relate to.

1. Oh look a swarm of people, look who just missed the train.
2. Please swipe again? Ha, that's okay! I didn't need that $2.75. That's my donation to you!
3. You see I'm swiping here, do you really need to stand at this turnstile to exit?
4. The train isn't going to stop at 125 street? Let's be real here, does it ever?
5. Well that looks packed, better walk to the last car.
6. And I didn't have enough time, middle car it is. This should be fun
7. There will be another subway, is it really necessary to manually open the car doors and force your body onto the train?
8. I could sit there if that lady wasn't sitting in between two different seats on a crowded car.
9. I'm forced to lean into your personal bubble dude, don't glare at me the entire ride.
10. Why didn't I just walk, exercise is probably better than this at this point.
11. Grand Central, also known as the stop where everyone gets off and you get a small moment of relief until a huge swarm gets right back on.
12. Better grab that empty seat before the horde attacks the empty spaces.
13. Alright safe and secure, finally.
14. Oh dear God, I hear a child screaming.
15. No I stand corrected, two children. Wait, how many kids do you have lady?
16. Oh oops. My bad. It's a school trip. I cannot wait for a dozen loud gremlins to board the train and make a fuss the entire ride.
17. Please for the love of all that is good stop staring at me you small human.
18. That person over there is so cute, I bet if we get off the same stop we are destined to be soul mates and have a crazy story to tell our children.
19. You're getting off, never-mind then. Single as a Pringle still!
20. Did I accidentally miss my stop because I spaced out?
21. I still have three stops? When will this end.
22. Better play Candy Crush to pass the time. It appears I'm out of lives. Good thing I have ten more useless games downloaded on my phone.
23. I really wish my phone would stop telling me I have service, why must you torchere me?
24. Hey thanks for hitting me in the head with your purse as you got up. No really I'm fine I really enjoyed the experience. No need to say sorry.
25. I really wish the people around me bothered to put on deodorant.
26. My stop! I thought this moment would never come, let me off of this hell.
27. Do you really need to stand in front of the door while people are trying to get off?
28. Thank you so much for walking at the speed at which paint dries, really I appreciate it.
29. You people know there are several stairways? We don't need to just rush into one small area like a friggin tsunami.
30. No, I do not want a Metro News, please do not shove it at me.
31. Finally I can see daylight. Can't wait to do this again in a couple hours!