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30 Strange Ways You Know You're Doing College Right

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30 Strange Ways You Know You're Doing College Right

Whether you procrastinated on a 10-page paper you've been putting off for a whole month until the night before it's due, and/or your food pyramid consists of pizza rolls, coffee and beer -- you're learning how to make it through this really weird, fun, and confusing I don't want to grow up stage of your life, called college.

Here are 30 weird things we do in college that show we're doing it right.


1. You set three different alarm times and hit snooze at least five times before actually getting up.

2. If you shower in the morning you're most likely going to class with wet hair, and if you didn't shower your hair is messier than your life.

3. You do homework due for other classes during lectures.

4. Skipping class to finish work for another class is nothing new (been there, done that).

5. On the other hand, skipping class, because it's raining, snowing or just too sunny (my precious corneas might burn or get frostbite -- the things nobody thinks about).

6. Napping is an everyday ritual that you make time for. Life can wait.

7. Wearing sweatpants or even the clothes you slept into your 8 a.m. class, then changing into a presentable outfit by your 1 p.m. class.

8. Hoping you don't run into most people you know while walking through campus.

9. Throughout half way in your college career you begin to develop a hatred for most things and people.

10. Considering Thursday, the first day of the weekend. and sometimes Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday.

11. Having a wine night as an excuse to get drunk with friends during the weekday and not feel bad about it.

12. Netflix becomes your spouse along with your bed and a bag of Cheetos.

13. Pre-gaming because going to a party sober is just craziness.

14. Showing up to a stranger's house because loud music, flashing lights and the smell of a keg is an invite to all.

15. Saving empty wine, beer, or liquor bottles to use as decor -- then hiding them when family members decide to visit.

16. Making laundry and dishes your last priority.

17.Getting creative with the few clean utensils you have. I can totally eat soup with just a straw and fork.

18. Coffee, whenever and wherever. Yeah, this is my sixth cup today. No, I don't plan on sleeping.

19. Feelin' bougie when you buy anything that's not great value.

20. Goodwill is better than good, it's everything and more. Clothes, furniture, and random nik-naks all in one place?! Oh, my heaven.

21. Attending just about anything on campus that offers free food. Join us for the history of physics! Ice cream bar included. Done!

22. A typical response to, "How are you doing?!" is "Awful..." or " I wanna drop out."

23. Not buying required textbooks. Let's be honest, you open it once and never again. Nice try, professors.

24. But then they get you with an access code.

25. The two words, "refund check" give you those giddy feels.

26. Saying you'll go to the rec this semester. Well, maybe next semester. Okay, fine -- the semester after that. Maybe.

27. Are you really in college if you haven't pulled at least one all-nighter?

28. Hating meal plan while living on campus. But missing meal plan while living off campus.

29. Figuring out the lowest possible grade you can get to pass -- instead of studying.

30. When your final semester comes around, you soon realize college is the greatest time of your life and you never want to leave.

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