29 Things We All Do When We're Drunk
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29 Things We All Do When We're Drunk

"I'm not even drunk."

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29 Things We All Do When We're Drunk
  1. Takes obligatory “I’m turning up” squad pic.
  2. Speaks obnoxiously loud.
  3. Makes regretful phone calls to Dominos.
  4. Talks to strangers.
  5. Becomes friendly with strangers.
  6. Grinds/humps strangers.
  7. May or may not make regretful decisions with strangers.
  8. May or may not make regretful decisions with people you do know.
  9. Occasionally gets hitched.
  10. Forms lifelong friendships on the line to the bathroom.
  11. Pees with strangers.
  12. Looks in the bathroom mirror and realizes how out of it you actually are.
  13. Falls on the ground.
  14. Performs outlandish dance moves.
  15. Becomes overly emotional.
  16. Spills all over your self.
  17. May throw up in a toilet bowl or just a simple trash bag.
  18. May have to be the responsible friend that has to babysit the sick and the too-turnt party-goers.
  19. Creates a new language as illustrated through text messages.
  20. Goes to jail (sometimes).
  21. Calls an Uber.
  22. Texts your ex or someone who you should NOT be texting (Hiiii Grandma wazzup!)
  23. Says completely silly and irrational things.
  24. Posts an extra-dope and lengthy Snapchat story.
  25. Tells everyone you love them.
  26. Forgets portions of the night.
  27. Makes a fool of yourself on social media.
  28. Makes a fool of yourself in real life.
  29. When asked if drunk, replies "I'm not drunk at all."

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